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Think your first day is bad?; Lance...perhaps others
Topic Started: Oct 9 2005, 07:59 PM (313 Views)
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Jade's little hand rested inside that of her mother's. The car was parked nicely out side of the elementary school's front doors and it was quite obvious that Seran didnt care too much for a place like this. However having someone in the house as young as Jade who didnt go to school was going to get suspecious after a while, and dealing with the police again was something she didnt really care to do. For once in a very long time neither of the girls were armed, all those were resting at home or in the trunk of the purple and black car.

Through the halls they went wordlessly, Seran looking at the walls to try and find the right classroom number and Jade kicking at the floor wishing she didnt have to go to school as all children did. Eventually the right room was found and Seran entered and shook hands with the older then dirt teacher who gave the woman a polite nod before bending down and giving Jade the scariest crocodile hello you can imagine. There was no wonder after that why the brave gunslinger Jade was hiding behind her mother's legs.

"Thank you for dropping by Mrs. Togami."

"Hellsing, its still Hellsing."

"I'm sorry you cant curse here."

"...Its my name."

"Ah yes, like Bradly Fuckstanger."

"Sure...fine." Seran didnt much like the teacher though she was trying to be nice it just wasnt the right kind of nice for her to deal with this early in the morning.

"So miss Hellsing would you or the father like to stay and watch her for the first half of class?"

"No, I have to rush to work and Lance is attending classes at the moment." With a nod of agreement the teacher went off to go herd cats in a strange sense leaving Seran to kneel down to the little girl's level and handing her the brown sack carrying her lunch gave her the best words of wisdom Seran could offer. "Its not as bad as it looks, dont blow anything up either alright?" With that she rubbed the little one's head and promptly left to the car.

With her mother gone Jade hung up her favorite coat and took a peak at her lunch. It was obvious Seran was the worst cook you could imagine, there was a plastic bag filled with a brownish sauce of some sort, a package of hard ramen and oddly enough a beer can...okay Jade would be asking her dad or Pheo to pack her lunches from now on. Class went underway and Jade sat down happily at her desk her hair tied back in the two pigtails making her seem quite youthful and exhuberant.

It was about two hours later when Seran found herself sitting on what could be the worlds smallest chair ever. The teacher principal was hanging above her face in Jade's classroom the little girl sitting at her side in a chair quite similar to her own. There was another empty chair where Lance was supposed to be the call for him going in at the same time as they called for Seran...Seran was closer and wasnt afraid to speed. Most of the classroom was in torn apart and the main wall was missing, a couple lawsuits were aimed at the school but would quickly be dismissed for their sheer stupidity. On the plus side however one of the teachers and drunk Jade's beer to calm down and probably wouldnt be troubling anyone else.

However when Seran leaned forward to look out the ugly hole in the wall she found the old teacher's pointing finger while the fossil was on a white gerny being dragged into an abulance from two paramedics. She had an oxygen mask on and looked like her head was about to pop.

"...no one is blaming Jade but..." okay so Seran was tuning in and out of the lectured conversation quitely imagining something far else and inappropriate for school in her own head. Jade was doing something similar but Jade's involved driving her mother's car through a tunnel and dodging the mean gnomes while running over the fruit for bonus points.
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Class had just stopped for Lance and he heard his cell phone ring. He was suprised when he heard it was the elementary school. He knew there might be first day jitters, but this was different. He didn't know what was going on, but when he went into the elementary school, a sweatdrop rolled down his head. He had seen the massive hole in the wall that more than likely was made by their child. He made it just as the principal was talking to Seran in the form of a bright green blur and quickly reverted back into his human form.

However, like Seran, he was thinking dirty thoughts about things as well. He was going to talk to Jade about this later, but right now it was now "Lance time". He had been drifting in and out of the conversation, hearing things about a demon transformation and nodding his head. He will be going into a deeper detail for Jade.
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It wasnt so much the demon form that had set off the school, after all they delt with metas all the time...like the ugly kid in the corner picking his nose, he could turn anything inorganic he touches into salt. Thats why they kept a spare pair of pants about just in case. But it wasnt that simple, the teacher thought she was some kind of possessed by the devil kid and had tried to perform an exorcism which by the walls you could tell didnt go well. Seran's hand instinctivly felt for Lance's when he too sat down in the little beyond all reason chair. Of course when the teacher smacked the ruler on her desk and glared hastily at the trio she knew that they werent listening and Seran snapped back to attention.

"Repeat what I just said!"

"..um...something about not packing beer in her lunch?"

"...you gave her a beer?"

"Dont worry it was only a light one." Seran wasnt making things much better was she? Thats probably why the principal seemed to almost regret ever taking this job.

"Mr. Togami I am sure its more then obvious to you that this kind of destructive behavior is unacceptable." A sure point to the hole in the wall, not that anyone needed it pointed out to remember it was there. "I suggest you find someone to teach that child some control...and for the love of pete teach this woman that you cant give a child alcohol! Especially for a school lunch!"

"It was only a light one..." This just brought back more...unpleasent memories for Seran, making her look to the side and play with her face, more of sucking on the inside of her cheek as she looked to the side at some of the crappy things about this class room. She hadnt really been to school in ages, in all actuality she hadnt even attended elementary school and right now thought this was all some kind of brainwashing academy which wasnt a pleasent thing for a mother like her to think.

"Not only did this child take out the wall but she also assaulted one of the students."

"HE DARED ME TO! And he could turn into steel so its not like it hurt him too much..." Thank you Jade, wonderful input and defense. Definately her mother's child.

"You nearly tore off his arm. I am sorry but that is just unacceptable, its my outright opinion that this child needs to be punished and diciplined."

"GRAWH!" Jade lept forward at the woman only to be caught by the back of her shirt and pulled back by Seran who did such a motion casually, as if it took no effort at all.

"We will take care of it. There will be punishment and it will...um...punish you good." Seran wasnt much of one for punishment...you cant just shoot a kid after all.
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Lance looked at Seran and then at the teacher. It was probably a mistake and Jade grabbed Seran's lunch. But then again, he looked at Seran and nodded his head. "I don't think Jade is ready to drink yet. But tell you what, what if when she becomes 21, you bring her to her first bar huh?" He tried to make the best of the situation, but this womman was making him mad. "Seran, and especially Jade, are not destructive. If you knew the situation that she had been through, I think you can kind of sympathize with her." When she talked about the dare, he looked at Jade and gave her a stern look. "Jade, if you're going to dare someone, at least make it so that it's something like eating a worm or drinking a lot of soda to see if you can make a sonic burp."
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"I thought kids liked beer." Seran would freely admit to packing that lunch though at the moment she was just making herself seem thicker and thicker skulled. If Seran couldnt scare people into submission she might have trouble keeping some things going smoothly, oh well at least Lance was sticking up for her. He didnt have to do it, if he made the principal feel too badly she could expel little Jade and then what? Someone would have to stay home and teach her...and everyone had school or work! Seran couldnt just stop working, she loved it and felt it was her duty to keep it up. Of course durring her father's speech Jade stopped moving and looked up at her mother confused and her wide eyes lowered in deep thought.

"Waaaaait...you not destructive?"

"Dont point out flaws in his arguement when he is trying to help." Seran patted her daughter on the head who glared at the man who suggested she tone down her bets. She hadnt come up with it! The icky boy didnt think anyone could hurt him.

"BUUT DAAADDDDDY! He deserved it! He was all high and mighty about not being able to get hurt."

"...she is right dear, people who are like that have it coming."
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"I know he deserved it Jade, but you shouldn't use your powers like this." He gave her a gentle smile and sat down next to Jade so that they were now face to face. "If you have to do it, only use your powers as a last resort. You shouldn't try to hurt other people. If this guy was a bully, let him get the first swing in with his powers and then use your powers to protect. Never harm a person unless there a good reason okay?" He smiled again and hugged the young girl happily. "You are a strong girl, it's in your blood." He then whispered into her ear while chuckling,"Betcha you got him good huh?"
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"I got him really good! I think I saw bone!" Jade was extatic but Seran actually smacked Lance's chest with the back of her hand, more to get his attention then actually hurt.

"First you say its bad then you encourage her...I should lecture you shouldnt I!" The principal started rapping the desk for the three's attention. They seemed to all be like little children, little children who could break people in half. Why hadnt the principal taken a job at a normal elementary school where it would just be kissing booboos? Oh right, this place paid her double because of the dangers involved...double wasnt enough that was obvious now.

"If you two are done confusing your daughter and if she is done bragging about a bad deed we should talk about actual actions. Obviously we cant let this keep happening so...we ask for you to pay for the damages and she is suspended for a week because of breaking his arm."

"...a whole week? As in sunday through saturday?"

"Monday through Friday...do you think we are coming here on saturday to teach children who want a break?" Seran wasnt too happy about this, she would have to take time off work to watch the kid...cant bring Jade to her work or else she would make half the place explode. Since Pheo and Lance both had class...dammit where is a good baby sitter when you nee-.

"Alright, we will deal with it. Lance dear, do you want a ride back to classes before I take Jade home?"

"I'm afraid thats not all miss." The principal was flipping between being nice and being mean...mostly on the weird side to make Seran feel about an inch tall. "Jade will also have to apologize to the child she hurt...I think you would agree on such a point."

The correct answer was to say yes...but since this was Seran she got ready to mouthe 'no' good thing she didnt get it out in the open.
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"I'm just saying that she should only use her powers to defend herself. You know, like martial arts."

He would have to call on Andrew since he usually had a tendency to make things. He could probably use some scrap metal and reform the wall again from said material. All that was needed was a little bit of spraypaint to make the wall a little bit even and it should be good. Meanwhile, he was thinking about Jade. Something needed to be done to keep her from going completely insane for beating people down. They needed to find someone who could help them, and he knew who. He turned to look at Seran and shook his head. "It won't be necessary Seran. I'm done for the day and I have an idea about how to keep Jade out of trouble. I just need to make a quick visit to see if this plan works." Hopefully he is around. Maybe his father can be able to help us out too. Istamu told me a little about his cousin. He could probably help keep Jade in line he thought to himself.
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