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| Lord Massacre | Oct 11 2005, 10:42 AM Post #1 |
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(Book in hand, wallet in pocket, smile upon face - Som Lugoti stepped into the Domino area for the first time, figuring it was not bad. The problem was that she didn't know the layout of the place, and neither did Lina, since she was new here. That meant that they were both effectively lost. And yet...this was so COOL!) Som: Now...where do we get this stuff...? (She had a full list of ingredients from the list in the book hse held to make a totally fake - but real-looking - blood. Som idly wondered if Jake would mind her having both his book and his wallet for this little expedition...) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 11 2005, 11:04 AM Post #2 |
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"Looks like we should be able to get this stuff at a grocery store," Lina said, looking at the list again. "Maybe a baking supply store... thingy." She looked around for any likely stores. This wasn't the type of shopping she usually did, but she supposed she would have to get used to it some time. Besides, it couldn't hurt to know her way around Domino. |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 12 2005, 11:53 AM Post #3 |
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"Looks like we should be able to get this stuff at a grocery store. Maybe a baking supply store... thingy." Som: Yeah, that makes sense. (She began to look around for a likely store and her eyes stopped a ta place called Agassi's Everything Incorporated. Som grinned. It was a large convenience store. They would have LOADS of stuff they could use! Maybe not the Karo Syrup, but everything else perhaps.) Som: C'mon. This place first. It looks good enough. (Som stepped into the place and looked at all the aisles of stuff. It was like a warehouse, really, and it had easy listening music playing from speakers in the ceiling. It looked as if alot of the shopping would be simplified here. Then again, maybe not, as a trio of gray-skinned creatures were in a huddle at one corner of the store, currently out of Som's sight-range. They were aliens, but not just ANY aliens...) Crypto-158: Man, where is 137 at? He's suppose to lead this mission! Crypto-176: I hear ya. We're still in the training stage and he's off chasing those stinkin' monkeys without us! Crypto-195: We need to do some chasing of our own. Get some real-live combat experience. You with me, guys? 158 & 176: Yeah! (This was going to lead to trouble. They weren't especially well-armed or powerful, but they were still Furon clones, Cryptosporidiums. They would cause havoc even if it kills them!) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 12 2005, 10:53 PM Post #4 |
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"Wow," Lina said, looking around at the massive ware-house shelves full of stuff. "This looks like that place they stored the Ark of the Covenant at the end of that movie..." In truth, the store was nowhere near as massive as the store-house seen in the final moments of the movie, but the aisles stretched on enough to activate Lina's imagination, not that it took much. |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 13 2005, 11:19 AM Post #5 |
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"This looks like that place they stored the Ark of the Covenant at the end of that movie..." Som: Warehouse 23, I know. It's where they keep all the crazy stuff that nobody can handle. (She seemed to speak as if knowledgeable in the concept of such a place. Had Som seen that Indiana Jones movie as well? Or was there more to it? Nevermind that now. Som had proceeded down an aisle and spotted one of the things she was looking for. Food coloring! She quickly took samples of red and blue, grinning eagerly. Meanwhile, some aisle away, the three Cryptosporidiums were ready to have some fun with the other shoppers. They all had out their Zap-O-Matic ray guns out and charged.) Crypto-195: It's zapping time... Spread out and have some fun. (They did this, each taking an aisle. The nearest one to Som and Lina was a mere three aisles away, pulling the trigger to his gun behind a middle-aged man, who promptly shouted...) "Bruh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!!!" (...before collapsing to the floor, dead and twitching. Crypto-195 grinned. It was gonna be a happy day for Furons tonight...) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 17 2005, 04:42 PM Post #6 |
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"Did you just hear something?" Lina looked around a little. She had been half-lost in her imagination, mulling over what they were going to be doing later that evening. She wasn't sure if she had actually heard anything, or if she had somehow imagined it. "Sounded kind of close..." |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 18 2005, 02:01 PM Post #7 |
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"Did you just hear something?" Som: Ummm... (There was a smoldering human being just three aisles away, having been zapped from behind...) Som: No. (...but Som hadn't actually heard it because she was having way too much fun looking for the items on their list. She was looking around and looking around and... and...what the hell?! No Karo Syrup! Som's mouth lay agap at finding that they ACTUALLY HAD IT HERE...but it was out of stock. Someone had beaten them to it...) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Meanwhile, at a restaurant in Shinjuku, Director Sam Raimi was enjoying his meal when his cell phone rang. He picked it up and answered, then had a delighted expression on his face.) Sam Raimi: Thanks for picking up the syrup, Ted. We're gonna need it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Som: I can't believe it! It's like there are cosmic forces at work, trying to stop me! (Som was mad, but she had no idea how right on the many she was. Crypto-195 heard her talking and immediately read this as a discovery of his antics and called on his teammates.) Crypto-195: Someone's found us, boys. Holobob and find out who. I'm checking out to secure the perimeter from outside. (He passed by the checkout counter, using his mental powers while saying to the clerk.) Crypto-195: You didn't see a four-foot alien walk out the door. (It worked, but the clerk was confused as to why Dick Clark would tell her this. Also, Crypto-158 had taken the form and voice of a burly African-American with a red shirt and blue pants wearing a hat. In other words...) Crypto-158: Hello there, children. (He was a live-action Chef from South Park!) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 20 2005, 07:02 PM Post #8 |
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"Hello there, children." Lina blinked and turned around, seeing the large man who seemed to be talking to them. He looks familiar... weird... "Er, hi..." There was a slightly awkward pause before she added. "Can we help you with something...?" |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 22 2005, 10:33 PM Post #9 |
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"Can we help you with something...?" Som: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? Crypto-158: I don't think you have. But nevermind that, I gotta ask if either of you have seen strange things going 'round. Som: Nope. Can't say that I have. (This was, of course, because Som was oblivious to the prior happenings in this convenience store. However, all that was about to change as Crypto-176 prepared to zap those two with his gun while they weren't looking. 'Chef' kept 'em occupied while he silently crept behind them.) Crypto-158: Well, it's good to keep an eye out, 'cause you never know when something will happen. Crypto-176: DIE, HUMANS!! Som: Huh? (The gun was ready and charged. Som saw this and reacted immediately by practically tackling the Cryptosporidium with...joy? Som was grinning as she looked at the gray-skinned alien.) Som: That's the coolest costume EVER! Where'd you get it, huh? Ooh, is that a ray-gun? It's so awesome! I gotta find me one of these! Crypto-158: Man, that's embarassing... Crypto-176: I'll say. Get off me! |
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| Deleted User | Oct 22 2005, 11:36 PM Post #10 |
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((OOC: I can't help but think of the aliens in It's Walky... ^_^; completely different, but that's what pops into my mind)) "Holy shazpot! That's incredible!" Lina squatted down by the alien, still pinned by Som. She lightly poked the immobile ET. "It feels so real..." She suddenly giggled. "It's like a little grey Smurf!" |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 23 2005, 05:51 PM Post #11 |
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"It's like a little grey Smurf!" Crypto-176: Oh, that does it! (The downed Cryptosporidium concentrates on using his psychokinetic powers to throw the catgirl off of him. Even a novice Furon can perform in this manner. Som suddenly feels as if she is being lifted, and then she's throw right across the room in a sudden release of energy.) Som: Whoooooaaaaa!! OOF!! *THUMP!!* Som: Owww... Crypto-158: Damn, man. Did you have to do that here and now? Crypto-176: Lose the disguise, 158. You sound ridiculous... (The Chef-looking alien de-Holobobs himself, appearing now very much like the other alien...with a bag of Cheezy Poofs in his hand. Both of them are now facing Lina with their guns ready.) Crypto-176: Let's fry her. She made fun of me. Crypto-158: Nah, we should probe her. She brain looks positively livid (In one single action, the scene had gone from funny to serious, with Lina the target of two ill-tempered aliens. Som was still kind of daised, so she couldn't help right now!) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 23 2005, 06:16 PM Post #12 |
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Lina's brain flipflopped, and she decided to do what she did best, almost on instinct. Act randomly. "Hey, I'm sure we can settle this in a- holy crap, it's the Men in Black!" Without waiting to see if her diversion worked, she dived at the first alien, hopefully not giving it time to fire its gun. She tried to get behind it, trying to use it as a shield against the other one. |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 24 2005, 12:37 PM Post #13 |
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"Hey, I'm sure we can settle this in a- holy crap, it's the Men in Black!" Crypto-158: Majestic! They fo- OOF!! (The only Men In Black the Furons were aware of right now was an odd group of secret agents around the world known as Majestic. Of course, they were actually alot like those men, so no worries there. Crypto-158 was thumped by Lina and then grabbed befiore he or the other one could ) Crypto-158: Oh, cle~ver! I'm so overwhelmed by your monkey-brained intellect. Kill her, 176! Crypto-176: How am I suppose to do that without a clear shot? Crypto-158: Use your brain, idiot! Crypto-176: Oh yeah... (Use his brain? That meant more psychokinesis, for certain. Raising a hand, Crypto-176 grabbed Lina with mental energy. He was able to get a lock because she was standing still. Even though these two were novices, they were able to pick up people, at least. Lina started to get levitated, when...) Crypto-176: OW! Dammit! Crypto-158: What is- GAH!! My head! What's going on here?! (There was something wrong with their heads. Looking over at Som, she appeared to be in harsh concentration, expressing her own abilities, the Psychic Dominator, which ruins mental concentration.) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 25 2005, 02:58 PM Post #14 |
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Lina felt herself slip in the alien's mental grasp. Som was obviously doing something, but she couldn't tell what. Regardless, she tackled the alien closest to her, making a grab for the gun. |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 27 2005, 02:49 PM Post #15 |
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(Lina tackled the same one as before, either by design or because she couldn't remember which one was which. In any case, Crypto-158 was heard to say "Oh no, you don't!" when she reached for his gun and activated his jetpack. The problem with this was that with Lina as extra baggage, he had no control and thus sent them both flying towards Som, who ducked out of the way as they both hit a freezer door.) Crypto-158: My aching cranium... Keep your filthy hands off of me you damn dirty monkeys! Som: Would that include me? I'm only half-human, you know. Crypto-158: What? (FWUMP!! A sneaker was the last thing Crypto-158 saw before falling unconscious. Som had kicked him in the face and knocked him out. However, the other guy wasn't done yet, AND he was still armed!) Crypto-176: Screw the clear shoot! Die, bottom-feeders!!! (He fired a length zap from his ray gun at them all!) |
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| Deleted User | Oct 28 2005, 02:55 PM Post #16 |
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"Ack!" Lina dropped as the alien fired. Whether it would do any good she had no idea, but it was somehow instinctive to hit the floor when confronted by mysterious beams of energy. |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 29 2005, 08:32 PM Post #17 |
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(The lightning bolt of energy hit the freezer door, melting it and projecting some secondary bolts in other directions. The lesser bolts were not deadly, but they gave Crypto-176 to grab 158 and shout "Furon down! Furon down!" into his communicator as he dragged his comrade outside. Sounds of a spaceship flying by could be heard before they were gone for good.) Som: Do you think...someone up there hates us? (That couldn't be the case, though. New Karo Syrup was in stock!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Meanwhile, back at the Mother Ship, Orthopox and Crypto-137 were pissed off at the other three clones, and 'Pox wasn't too happy with 137 either.) 'Pox: I can't believe you let a couple of human girls get the best of you two! At least Crypto-195 used his brain! Crypto-176: We used are brains! But then one of them used hers against us. She was a psychic. Crypto-158: And I psycho too. She said she was only half human. Crypto-137: I don't care if she was half rutabaga. You guys got whipped by the monkeys and there's no excuse for that. Crypto-195: Hey, don't roll me in with them! I left them in a harmless store while I went out and took some brains! 'Pox: That may be so, but you still left your team without backup!!! Crypto-195: Oh yeah... Whoops. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 29 2005, 09:16 PM Post #18 |
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"Do you think...someone up there hates us?" "I'm beginning to think so," Lina said, slowly getting to her feet. "Of course, I just got here. For all I know, this sort of thing is a daily occurence." She dusted herself off, still feeling slightly shakey. First demon-cats, then Smurf-aliens, what next? "Looks like they've got more Karo syrup, though." |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 31 2005, 11:55 AM Post #19 |
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"Looks like they've got more Karo syrup, though." Som: What? Seriously? I'm there! (Suddenly, there was a burst of energy in Som's body as she raced for the self containing the very stuff she wanted. Then, using that same burst of speed, she also found much of the rest of the stuff as well. That made it easier for them. Ah, convenience stores... So handy...) Som: C'mon! We got what we came for! Time's a wasting! OOC: Today, the headless one shall walk. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 31 2005, 03:55 PM Post #20 |
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Lina ran, trying to keep up with Som. The girl was nothing if not hyper. "Think we should get any more props while we're here?" Lina knew that a lot of the stores would already be carrying Halloween supplies. "Think anything else would be overkil...?" OOC: *maniacal laughter* |
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| Lord Massacre | Oct 31 2005, 11:16 PM Post #21 |
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"Think we should get any more props while we're here? Think anything else would be overkil...?" (Som looked back at the stuff on the shelves and shook her head. That stuff wasn't very good, really.) Som: Nah, we're good. Lemme go pay. (She took the afore-mentioned stuff and Jake's wallet to the cash register. She grinned as she paid, hoping that Jake would forgive her. Nah, of course he would. He was the coolest! Som then headed out, going back for the school!) OOC: We're gonna crash the Halloween party. Be ready to meet Som somewhere far from it, like outside somewhere. |
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