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How the Hell?; Phas and then open
Topic Started: May 26 2008, 11:38 AM (528 Views)
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What could be better than waking up in an unfamiliar room, with a pounding headache, raging thirst, and no clue what happened last night?

Waking up like that, and realizing you were in a dress.

Oh it was a nice dress, high quality material from the feel. It was in that cute little Moe style that drives guys, like him, crazy with its cuteness. How the hell Flame had gotten in one, without any prior knowledge, he had no idea.

He must have been drunk.

That would also explain the hangover. So he somehow had ended up in a dress while drunk. As he got up off the floor, holding his head, he caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror. Well at least he look pretty despite the bloodshot eyes, unkempt hair, and that Smirnoff bottle still in his hand. Oh yeah, he was drunk. It was time to go.

The problem was, as he saw it, that his clothes were non-existent. He did not see his clothes anywhere. They were gone. Which was shit, because he didn't even know which floor he was on. Or if he even had his keys. Fuck, he had woken up with a hangover on Memorial Day, in a dress, and not knowing if he had to just walk down the hall or take the elevator. Oh and he wasn't wearing boxers, as that breeze from the AC just informed him.

So it was with a hastily beaten retreat that Flame pulled a GTFO of there. Once in the hall he was stealth walking over to the elevator. Yes stealth walk, if he ran someone would know he was up to something and pop their head out going, "whoah, that dude's in a dress." He did not run. He got to the elevator, and saw that he was on his floor already. okay, so now he had to walk all the way back to find his room and hopefully shimmy the door open, or else Hiro was home. Scratch that. That jackass would take pictures.
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Mattie jogged through the halls of the AHS dorms. She didn't have any particular reason for being there, but it was usually more exciting here than at ASA. Partially because of AHS' reputation, honestly -- AHS' dorms carried the very real possibility of going 'boom' at any moment. Could you really say that about ASA's dorms? No, you could not. And given the basic choice between the possibility of a supervillain attack and NO possibility of Doctor Doom or whoever showing up, Mattie knew which one she'd pick every time. Better to get to try yourself against a supervillain than not to. And if you died, that'd be a learning experience for when you reincarnated or whatever.

"Oh, heyya Flame," she said, jogging past the hungover student as he tried to be stealthy. A few months ago, she probably would have tackle-hugged him and probably chewed on him a little, but for some reason, that lacked the kind of appeal it had in February. Probably had something to do with reaching the climax of their relationship so quickly or something. Or he had been a lot worse in bed than she remembered. Whichever.

And then the dress clicked in her head. She turned abruptly on a heel and trotted back to Flame.

"Oh, hey, nice dress," she said, tugging at the hem a little. "I didn't think you were into this kind of thing. Looks good on you, though. Really brings out your feminini- feminana- fama- .... girliness."
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(OOC: This is the dress if you guys are wondering. Don't worry, its SFW [perverts])

Oh just what he needed: Mattie. Well at least she wasn't all over him like ugly on a baboon like she had been. Yeah, he wasn't going to try that spell again anytime soon.

"Hello Mattie," he responded hoarsely. He didn't fell like going through this when all he wanted was a cold shower and some coffee, maybe a martini. “Of course it does,” he muttered in response to her comment about the dress bringing out his femininity , “I’m only and average Japanese male. You could easily confuse me for a girl on the street if you looked past all the male clothes.” His wit would have been more scathing if he had the room to concentrate, but the hammer and anvil were taking up too much space in his head.

“Listen, you wouldn’t happen to remember where my room is would you? I seem to have lost it while enjoying that party last night. I have to assume it was a party because I have no idea why I would end up like this otherwise.”
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"Hm...." Mattie considered Flame's question for a moment. It had been a while, relatively, since she had been to Flame's dorm, and Mattie was not precisely known for her sense of direction. She had a general idea of where Flame's room was, but not enough to give directions.

"It's... um... the one with the broken bed. So what kinda party was it? I didn't think you were into this kinda thing. I coulda lent you one of my school uniforms or something. Though you'd probably wanna wear some kinda underwear with that," she said, lifting the outfit's skirt to a degree beyond what decency allowed in public, and most private, settings. "I mean, that looks pretty comfortable, what with the airflow, but people get all upset about that kind of thing."

She gave... Flame... one last contemplative look and let the skirt drop. Even without the lust spell influencing her mind, it made for interesting viewing, but it failed to hold her attention as much as it once had. Sort of like looking at a mountain from ground level and already having been to the top.

"Anyway, c'mon," she said, unceremoniously grabbing at the the back of the dress's collar, and attempting to drag Flame in the general direction she associated with his dorm room. She had found it once by wandering randomly, another time when slightly inebriated, and once intentionally. The odds of doing so again seemed to be in her favor. Better try to keep from being noticed, though -- he seemed a little embarrassed by all this, comfortable airflow or not.

"EVERYBODY BETTER STAY OUT OF THE HALL," she shouted. "GUY IN A CUTE DRESS OUT HERE THAT DOESN'T WANNA BE NOTICED, SO STAY THE HECK INSIDE!"

That should do it.
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A few moments of silence passed after Mattie’s enormous outburst before a pretty slim redhead slipped out of a dorm room nearby wearing a man’s button-up shirt, a tie, and a short black skirt that clung to the figure of her legs. Underneath the open shirt, the lace-up front of a dark blue, corset style top could be seen. Her high heels clacked against the floor as she rushed up to Mattie with a finger over her lips. Her fingernail had been painted a lovely dark red color.

“Quiet, you!” The redhead muttered as she clasped one hand over Mattie’s mouth. She should have KNOWN she’d bump into Mattie again. But why did it have to be at suuuch a bad time? In her other hand, an empty syringe very similar to the ones Issac carried was held rather tightly. She had hoped she wouldn’t have to use it! >_< Now she’d have to go and steal some more.

Calmer now, she released Mattie and brushed off her shoulders. The poor girl didn’t know better, after all. It wasn’t her fault that she lacked a whole bunch of components. With a sigh, she shook her head and ran a hand through her hair. She smelled a lot like cologne but it wasn’t very noticeable until she moved. Her emerald eyes seemed to twinkle like gems as she finally noticed the dressy man beside Mattie.

“Wow, you have interesting friends, Mattie dear. Long time no see, by the way. Haven’t talked to you since Sado Island. And him,” She trailed off as she gave a nod in the gentleman’s direction, “He seems rather familiar. Who is he and why do you have him all….dolled up?” A giggle escaped her, “Not that you don’t have him looking beautiful but…why the madness?”

Did she really have to ask? All she had to do was remember that it was MATTIE she was dealing with and most all things were explained. But, for some reason, it didn’t quite seem like Mattie’s work. There wasn’t even make-up on the guy.
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"Yeah, thanks for reminding me," Flame muttered. It had taken him a few days to get over that little headache, not to mention he still hadn't replaced the headboard. "Now that we've instilled that little gem of wisdom, how do you propose we... hey!"

Well it wasn't like Mattie hadn't seen the family jewels before, but why the hell did she have to lift up his skirt?
"Look I told you, I don't remember the party, but I think there was a game of Truth or Dare involved, so you can probably fill in the details. Now do you mind letting go of my skirt?" he asked with a vein throbbing in his temple. Of course it grew a little more as she grabbed him and dragged him down the hall, but what else could he do besides cross his arms over his chest and take it?

Well he sure as hell wasn't going to take her sudden outburst.
"Mattie shut up!" he yelled at her, just before a few people poked their heads out to see. One redhead in particular had the right idea, coming out and hushing the loudmouth. However, he didn't wait for Mattie to answer for him.

"Orochimashi Sunake," he muttered to the girl, "and it was truth or dare at a party with alcohol. I'm just trying to get to my dorm without any trouble."
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"Heyya Rae," Mattie said cheerfully, grinning. Of course, the lycan girl had her mouth covered, so it was a bit less intelligible than that when she actually said it, but come on, this was Mattie -- probably not too hard to guess what she was saying there. Well, easy to guess if you knew that most of the time when Mattie went off on a tangent, she did so at great length. A short statement like that probably wasn't too difficult to guess at.

"Aw, he's just being shy," Mattie said brightly as Flame got out his own explanation of his current state of dress. "I think he enjoys the airflow."

Mattie reached down and briefly flipped Flame's skirt up again in demonstration. She didn't get why he seemed so bothered by it, it wasn't like he'd been particularly shy about showing it off before. Well, for that one time, anyway. Did that count? She wasn't sure. Anyway, where was she? Oh, right. Airflow.

"I'm just trying to get to my dorm without any trouble."

"Aw, we both know that isn't going to happen," Mattie said happily, throwing a companionable arm around Flame's shoulders.
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Some guy in a dress roaming the halls with X around, and managing to get to the privacy of his own dorm room without incident? HA!

X had only been around the campus recently, so it wasn't as if people were on the lookout for him just yet...but that would undoubtedly change in due time. Especially since the camera mounted at the end of the hallway? It was recording every minute of the cross-dressing spectacle. Had been ever since X discovered the already existing surveillance system installed by the last principal to try and keep the campus under control. Normally the cameras just monitored, but since X had learned of Flame's little problem, well, he'd been finding space in the school network to save the video. But something was missing...ooooh what was it? The scene already had a guy in a dress, and custard pies were out of the question...

What to do, what to do...lights, climate control, fire sprinklers...a-HA...

"Aw, we both know that isn't going to happen,"

The high-pitched, ear-splitting sound of the PA system squealing to life filled the halls not long after Mattie's all-too-observant statement had been made, the shrill noise eventually giving way to a long bout of laughter from the school's newest pain in the ass. The electrical nuisance calling himself X. "Now what kind of sport would I be keeping this little spectacle all to myself?"

Now, that alone should have been enough to send the dress-wearing lad searching for someplace to hide. But if it wasn't, well, the next announcement to be made over the speakers in the hall, with the volume cranked to 11 of course, should have been more than enough...

"GOOD MORNING, KIDDOS! A special shout-out to all you residents of the third floor dormitory building! In honor of absolutely nothing whatsoever, your fellow students Mattie and Rachael have brought you all a pretty little gift to brighten up your day! Just take a peek out in the hall and see for yourselves!"

Oh yeah. That should do it. Assuming of course, the speakers were loud enough. If not, well...X'd hijack the television sets in every room on the floor just to get people out in the hall for the cross-dressing spectacular...
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“Oro….chi….what?” Rachael shook her head, “Nevermind nevermind. Forget I even asked.” The redhead wasn’t really one who liked long names or hard to pronounce ones. They were just annoying…no use for them anyway except to show off…and no one liked a show off. Then again, it was just a name…but couldn’t he be as awesome as Eeth and give her a short nickname to call him by?

Ah, so the story unfolds as to how such an incident could possibly occur. The poor lad had been at a party….playing truth or dare….and now he was wearing a dress. For some reason, Rae didn’t feel left out at all. Silly drunks. Drinking never got you anywhere. Flame was proof of that. Still, she had to admit that putting men into dresses while they were passed out sounded like a lot of fun.

Scratch that, no it didn’t. As Mattie lifted his dress up once more, Rae couldn’t help but to “accidentally” glance at whatever it was she just happened to glance upon. She could have responded with ‘Oh my dear god, what IS that thing’, or ‘Oh, the dress suits her nicely,’ but no…instead, she commented by saying, "....they come that small?...hmmm, I guess God DOES have a sense of humor." Such a statement warranted her apology, of course. But before she could make herself perform such an act, the intercom and all of the crackling idiocy that came along with it caused her to wince. Had to absolutely hate that thing.

Hearing her name on the intercom kind of reminded her of Sado Island…when they made their hasty and messy escape. No wait…hearing her name wasn’t a good thing…how’d they know who she was anyway? Ugh, sometimes she hated coming to the school. Everyone knew things and you could never figure out how they knew. Anyway, there she was in the hall with Mattie and Oro…Chi…what’s-his-face. The announcement was sure to make the trio the center of attention and right now, Rae could live without it. Almost without thinking, she grabbed both Mattie and her male princess and dragged them to the dorm room she had just left. A quick and forceful shove would do well in getting them away from the hallway.

Slamming the door closed behind her, Rae leaned against the door in a huff. On the couch, one of the male AHS students could be seen taking an uncomfortable snooze topless which would mean that the redhead had just a little bit of explaining to do to Mattie later. For now, she put her finger over her lips to demand utter silence.

And if Mattie decided to cause trouble, like she most likely would, she was going to choke that little weasel to death. Rae didn’t want to attract so much attention…especially since she hadn’t been a very nice girl today.
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"Just call me Flame," he said, rolling his eyes as she tripped over his last name. "Or Sunake, but call me suna-kun and I'll have to hurt you." Of course her next comment seriously meant he was going to hurt her. "Oh you're just asking for it, aren't you?" he said with that vein throbbing again. Sure he was Japanese, but he was respectable among his peers. Not that they ever had contests or anything like that, cuz that's just queer you know?

Of course, who the hell would be an asshat enough to come over the announcements? What did it matter? He was about to have a lot more attention focused on him than he ever wanted. Thank God then that he got shoved into a nearby dorm before anyone got a serious glimpse of the three. Once inside, he immediately noticed the tv.

"Fuck... my life's over..." he muttered as he saw the video feed of the hall cameras.
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"Totally called it," Mattie declared happily to no one in particular as X commandeered the PA system and Rae forcibly dragged her and Flame into the nearest dorm room. "This place has, like, a ninety-percent better chance of having something really weird happen than ASA does. Closest ASA got to this was when the cafeteria meatloaf got contaminated with Silly Putty. How much do you think it'd take to get transferred over here?"

She glanced around the room, falling silent, at least temporarily, as Rae put a finger to her lips. See? Sometimes miracles DO happen. And it wasn't even the Christmas season. The topless student sacked out on the couch held her attention for a record-breaking two seconds before she moved on -- whatever Rae chose to do in her spare time was her business, at least for the moment. She would probably ask about it later, incessantly, but for the moment, there was more interesting stuff going on than naked man-chest.

The television, for instance. It was replaying slightly-grainy security footage from the previous moments out in the hall, complete with uncensored Flame-flashes as she lifted his skirt. Whoever was doing this clearly didn't give a hoot about saving the Too-Hot-For-Cable stuff for special DVD releases. No marketing sense at ALL.

"Huh, guess it's true. The camera does add ten pounds," she said, tilting her head as she watched the footage. "Or maybe it's just the maid's dress, 'cause your butt looks HUGE."

"F***... my life's over..."

"Aw, that's not true," Mattie said comfortingly, putting an arm around Flame's shoulder. "You'll probably have days WAY worse than this."
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"Fuck... my life's over..."

Showing off impeccable timing, X's cheerful, beaming face appeared on the television right on cue (almost as if he'd been watching!). As he did, the screen became littered with everything from a spinning 'X' logo in the lower right corner, to the littel talking paperclip from Microsoft Word. The footage from the past few minutes in the hall remained in the background, looping endlessly because...well, because X felt like making it loop endlessly. Did there really need to be any other explanation?

"Oh nonsense, you look perfectly fine to me! Why, you're the perfect picture of cross-dressing health!" X shouted enthusiastically, shortly before reaching up to grab hold of the talking paperclip that was cluttering up the top left corner of the screen. Holding it at arm's length, a ridiculously oversized laser cannon appeared in X's other hand and erased the wide-eyed nuisance from existance, at least until X felt like killing it again. A spectacle that tended to occur at least once every ten minutes. Wiping the sadistic grin from his face, X was soon back to his cheerfully beaming self and looking through the television right at Flame and company. "See? You're perfectly fine, HE'S dead! By the way, I don't suppose you have a reason for why you've decided to show off your feminine side, hmm? I think your loyal viewers have a right to know, don't you?"

By then, X couldn't help himself, and unleashed another fit of laughter, all the while pointing a large video camera toward the screen; the camera, and the equipment associated with such, had instantly appeared on X just moments before. Though, despite looking perfectly real, they weren't capable of recording anything...X just had a thing for theatrics. And going a little over-the-top from time to time.

"Go on, don't be shy, speak up! Oooooh, wait! Let me guess instead! What is it, a drunken bet? Wanting to feel the wind between your legs? Or some strange sexual tryst between you, your gal pals, and Rip van Winkle there on the couch? Speak up now, the public has a right to know!"
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