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| Medivh | Mar 2 2009, 08:40 PM Post #1 |
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All was relatively quiet in the Mayor's Office. The interns were there, ignoring Mayor Hellsing's horribly unsubtle advances and going about their work as usual. Business people and officials came and went out of Town Hall. All in all another boring day at the office, really... Well, that was until the people in SWAT gear stormed the building. Wait, people in SWAT gear? wha? what happened now?! Yes, for some reason a group of no less than twenty armed and armored people pounded their way up the stairs of the Town Hall, headed towards the mayor's office. Some carried weapons, others carried large sealed containers. Everything was expertly and efficiently done. All barriers passed with ease.... Until they got to the Mayor's Receptionist. Yes, she'd seen quite a bit in her time. Not the least of which was seeing the Mayor drunk, naked, and doing the MC Hammer dance atop his desk. She still wondered why she had to see that last bit. Nevertheless she merely quirked an eyebrow as the SWAT team came up. "Can I help you?" "We're with the PBHC Department." the suited figure in the lead said. "We need to see Mayor Hellsing. It's highly urgent." "Urgent huh?" the Receptionist replied, showing more enthusiasm to her nail-filing. "I guess you can go in. Just don't be surprised if he's not wearing pants." The SWAT team needed no further encouragement. Busting open the double-doors to the Mayor's office, they swarmed in, setting their burdens on the floor and surrounding the Mayor's desk before their apparent leader walked up. "Sir, we got word that you're in a very dangerous situation. We need to get you out of here." |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 2 2009, 08:53 PM Post #2 |
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For once, the great and allpowerful mayor Hellsing was wearing pants. Not that anyone would notice that. In fact, he was wearing an actual suit, minus the jacket which hung over the back of his chair. However on his desk were...erm...dolls. Well probably action figures depending who you asked. But they were in truth dolls. Across the desk there were a few, including a little mountain play set that was obviously set to look like the head quarters of that lovely rider team that had just set itself up. How there was a toy of it...no one knew at all. "WACHA!" Eeth smacked a little Eeth doll into the face of a little Johnny doll, sending the Johnny off the desk. The most powerful man in government of Domino then lifted up a female student doll, holding it against Eeth and well... "Oh Mr. Hellsing! I never knew you were so strong! All that time worshiping Johnny, I was so wrong! He's not nearly as manly or awesome as you." He gave a smile, and started shaking the Eeth doll. "Yes I know. And yes, I am that awesome. And sexy. NOW KISS ME!" He pushed the two faces together and...well, made kissing noises. "SMOOCH SMOOCH! OH EETH! OH YES! YOU'RE SO AWESOME!" That is when the door opened. The man's eyes flashed and gaped wide for just a brief moment. His secretary this week was useless! Useless! Where was the super Ms. Bellumesque girl he remembered. Oh well. To save himself from what embarrassment he could, Eeth sweeped his arm across the desk, knocking all the toys to the floor. He then straightened up his tie and sat straight up. His face deadpan at the men who had just arrived. "Ah yes gentlemen. I would not appreciate leaving my office for anything less then a dire emergency. What has happened?" |
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| Medivh | Mar 2 2009, 09:07 PM Post #3 |
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"it's a very serious situation, sir." the leader began, his face masked. "The PBHC Department has launched an exhaustive investigation and we have discovered...." As the man talked he casually reached up to his shoulder, a trademark gesture for anyone about to throw off a disguise. Which, of course, he did. Revealing a semi-familiar figure with long, spiky white hair.... "THAT YOU HAVEN'T PARTIED IN FAR TOO LONG!" Jiraiya yelled, jumping on the desk and action-posing. Suddenly there was beer, lots of beer. Eeth and Jiraiya's own Crazy Monk Beer in fact. There were also girls....hot girls in things like bikinis and short-shorts. and party music. and...for some strange reason: a conga-line.....why was there a conga line? WHY SHOULD THERE NOT BE A CONGA-LINE?! ------------------------------- Of course the party wasn't just confined to the Mayor's office. Outside in the town square was the REAL Party.... Now folks, if we told you where Jiraiya got the in-ground pool and hottubs from, we might just have to kill you. Or you might just die laughing. Either way, it's best to just avoid that little fact. Suffice it to say that there was a pool. A big one. Complete with water-slides, lounge-chairs, tables, and, of course, a very large open bar. those who weren't astonished by the sudden appearance of a pool in the middle of Town Square were ultimately taken aback when they walked over to investigate...and found themselves sweating under their winter coats and clothes! Yes, not only had this pool party appeared, but suddenly the weather in a hundred foot radius of the area had turned into perfect pool-party weather! The reason and logic for all this? Why that was spelled out in the banner over the bar: "Domino Town 1st Annual anti-winter pool party!" Warm weather, pool, drinks, who WOULDN'T want to join in on the party? Everyone was invited, after all.... |
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| Carniku | Mar 3 2009, 12:09 PM Post #4 |
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Carniku was worried. Not because this whole party had been set up, he'd been told about it at school, but it was because his dad had not only beaten him here, he was wearing speedoes (bright red ones) flexing in front of some girls and, the kicker here, HE HADN'T KNOWN THERE WAS A PARTY! His flexing was soon halted by the arrival of not only his most obviously ungenetic son, but also of his step-daughter and (horror of horrors) his wife in a small black bikini. He began to move over, clearly impressed with his wife's looks and planning a flawless excuse, but was met by a sound punch to the jaw as soon as he opened his mouth to speak. So, Carniku got to stand witness to the first brawl of the party as his mom and dad had it out in the pool but soon devolved into giggles and cuddles and even MORE embaressing situations as they snuck away from everyone else to a quiet room. The look of disgust spread across his face was so palpable that he even got a sympathetic shoulder pat from one old man on his way to the pool. That left him and his sister Amy, though you'd be hard pressed to tell they were related. She had dark hair falling down to her shoulders and a simple navy swimsuit, he had spiky brown hair and black swimming shorts. Oh, and his eyes glowed in the dark. Those aside, you can sort of... oh and ethnicity, he was caucasian and she was half black. Wow... guess it is kinda hard to tell they're siblings. Either way, left to their own devices, their next course of action seemed obvious "Wanna go for a swim?" "Eh, sure. But if any of those weirdoes you go to school with hit on me, I'm taking it out on you" "Christ, I hope Diyu's sick" Carniku muttered as the two of them ambled over to the pool-side, appreciating the merry atmosphere and both IGNORING what their parents were doing. |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 3 2009, 07:57 PM Post #5 |
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"You always know how to bring up the day!" Eeth was ecstatic to see his friend barge into his office. It was a strange little fact that getting drunk at the office always cheered up the mayor. His wife of course, loathed the other man, rather, all of Eeth's friends she seemed to hate. No matter though. She was not here, so she was not going to come out guns ablazing and put holes in him. She normally did do that, which was the problem with marrying super kill ninja wife. And that's why the mayor wandered out of his office in a conga line wearing a bear can hat. We aren't even going to wonder where he got the beer can hat. Nor why they are made. However there were other guests to deal with. Three in particular. Each one was already clad in an outfit for swimming, because, well they expected it. Or rather they hoped for it. The first was the oft hated and referenced Diyu Feng. Looking much like he always did when he first arrived. With his hand moving his sunglasses up into his hair as he smiled and shouted 'sugoi'. He was wearing a leatherish coat, flip flops and a pair of green trunks. That really was it. He also had a golden smile as he gazed across at the women. They were the real draw for him. As he told his companion, 'there is no evil that cannot be solved with a beautiful woman!', which is also why he was not allowed near the nunneries. Restraining orders and all that. Diyu was dragging the second member of the group. His companion, and dare we say...bromanceer, Madarame Enomoto. Who was trying his best to cover up his pale skinny body. His trunks a bright gold with black stripes on the sides. His eyes behind thick glasses darted to the scantly clad women for but a moment, before being planted firmly down to his feet. He was turning beet red again with the situation why not. "Oooh, lala. Hold on a second." Diyu said, his eyes catching a firm female not far away. He abandoned his friend quickly. The nerdlad should have been used to it by now. "WAIT JUST A MINUTE!" But it was no good, Diyu was already gone. Soon the nerd was all alone at a party he loathed, while the closest thing he had to a friend ran off to hit on a girl. It was some act of infinite cruelty that the girl Diyu decided on, was Amy. He showed up to her, a smile on his face, his hand reaching out to touch her shoulder. Contact was important, just to start. His smile was one of an over the top, flamboyant movie star from the 50's or so. He really wanted to be Errol Flynn. "AH! My dear my dear. You are improperly dressed. A goddess of your appearance should not be covered by such measly rags. No, you should proudly display yourself to the sun! For it is the only one equal to you." That was not the worst Diyu ever said. But it was close. Oh, there was one more who showed up to this little party. Yoko Yadomitsu. An angry young woman, clad in a black bikini with a large wooden stick in her hand. She had a very angry look in her eyes as they darted again and again, wondering who she'd find here. |
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| Carniku | Mar 3 2009, 09:01 PM Post #6 |
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Amy saw the hand, she saw the face. He was actually kinda cute which made what she was about to do all the worse. She smiled prettily at Diyu, turned to her brother and threw a right jab square at his esophagus. There was a gurgle as Carniku staggered over and was then followed by a spinning thrust kick that punted him bodily into the pool with a loud splash and long trail of bubbles as he desperately fought the pain to avoid dying. He emerged coughing and in severe agony, collapsing by the side of the pool as he struggled to breathe and cursed Diyu and God... and Buddha. Because Buddha was a fat asshole. He didn't think he had anything to do with this, but "I've achieved enlightenment" pffffh, what was that about? Oh yeah, unconscious... Amy, meanwhile, had decided that she may as well let herself be charmed so she could get destroy Diyu somewhere quiet. She laughed joyfully at his incredibly cheesy line and smiled a winning smile as she met his gaze "I don't suppose you have one that would suit me with you?" the raised eyebrow, the offset hips, oh yeah, she was rolling with her plan. Shame she might have just killed her brother for something that was NOTHING to do with him, but at least she could mess around with a boy and her mother wasn't here to stop her. With an evil glint in her eye she looked intensely interested in what Diyu had to say. "OK, und now we begin with the mouth to mouth" "I'm not dead get the living f*ck off of me!!" Carniku got his feet and hastily began making the cross sign to the German life-guard surrounded by small children. That seemed definitively bad, teaching small kids to kiss older men when they seemed unconscious. He would have reported it if he hadn't seen a much reminder of mouth to mouth "Oh sweet Ram of Iran it's Psycho. I think I'd rather drown" With this proud statement, he dived back into the pool and forced the image of the actually quite hot girl in a bikini out of his head. |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 7 2009, 02:26 AM Post #7 |
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Micah pulled at the straps of the tote bag she carried with her uncomfortably. Zel had found out about the party and since it involved water and swimsuits she had to go, which meant Micah had to go. It was the last thing Micah really wanted to do right now. What she wanted to do was sulk as non-sulky like in their dorm room to show their parents who had worked together to send both girls here. But here she was, yellow tankini-swimsuit and matching wrap gazing out on a crowd of people who looked ethnically just like her, but were so different from her home of Argentina. Sighing she found an unoccupied set of chairs and set her tote in one and with an unintentional flourish the wrap was over the other chair, flipflops following quickly. Reaching up she tugged at the thick tail of black hair that hung down in a simple braid feeling very out of place and self-conscious here. Really she probably fit in to the casual observer, perhaps she was just a little bit more of a hard body and tanner than the average Japanese girl but nothing that was overly noticeable. There were relatively few people in the pool, which suited Micah just fine. Zel could easily find where Micah's stuff was and if she could not do that, at the least she would find herself into the water. Water always attracted Zel. Diving cleanly into the pool Micah felt the rush of the cool water envelop her body, the bubbles licking her skin seductively as she reached for the surface - and only at the last moment saw another person moving between her and oxygen... --- Across the pool Izel emerged from the bathroom and surveyed the party. She grimaced and began looking around for Micah and caught sight of her as soon as she stepped up on the diving board. Well the water was why they were both here, there was little as far as company to tempt Izel to make more than a polite smile at anyone. This was hardly a social gathering to mark on your calendar. Spotting Micah's bag and wrap she stepped off in that direction, her sheer pink robe tickling her knees as she moved, the pink polka-dotted bikini covering enough of her curves to be modest. Her pale blond hair was pulled up and tucked under a large white, flopped brimmed hat that Micah abhorred but Izel loved. Pointedly not making eye contact with anyone she was spared the necessity of smiling en route to the chairs as she deposited her tote alongside her friends and turned around to look for Micah... Edited by Affirmative Smackdown, Mar 7 2009, 07:36 PM.
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| Carniku | Mar 8 2009, 04:01 PM Post #8 |
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Public Service Announcement When at any pool party, always be very careful when diving into the pool in case there's a hottie swimming up. Because do you wanna strike out that badly? Remember the Valentine's Day dance? You tossed a table over a girl and she now wants to murder you MORE than before? Well, now is your chance to avoid that. Do it. After all, you didn't really think Physics applied did you? This was a Public Service Announcement... well, it wasn't, it was just a clever framing device to add padding to a post. But, y'know, no-one FORCED you to read it, it's clearly irrelevant Carniku managed to twist his body to an insane angle as he dived and slipped past the surfacing girl in yellow, his teenage mind immediately noting that she looked hot and he had a second of eye-contact, before hitting the water and dropping like a stone to the bottom from the odd angle. Downside was that Yoko probably noticed him diving, upside... yellow swimsuit had a nice butt so he could enjoy the view as he bubbled slowly to the bottom again. He folded his legs and wondered how long he could stay down here. He was heavy enough that his buoyancy wasn't an issue, he could just drop and hold his air easy enough. In fact... oh... He'd forgotten that he couldn't swim because his bones weighed so damn much. Damn sexy yellow swimsuit butt! He'd have to walk to the shallow end... wait, was he always this willing to breathe. Quick! Run to the shallow end... uh-oh... ________________ As Carniku very slowly began to run the risk of drowning, his father Ryden returned, walking proudly amongst the crowd of women and children and extravagantly zipping the flies of his newly acquired pants. Horrified glances filled the air as he strolled towards the pool and noticed a girl with a large stick. Well, that was always a good sign "GIRL! You look strong! Truly powerful! Would you like to train in my dojo? A girl like you could surely set my own children straight!" Even unknowingly... Ryden is an absolute BASTARD to his son. Edited by Carniku, Mar 8 2009, 04:13 PM.
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 8 2009, 04:31 PM Post #9 |
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Twisting her body as the boy angled to miss her Micah broke the surface and inhaled deeply. Grasping at the edge of the pool she immediately looked back down at the boy who was - sitting - at the bottom of the pool. Strange person was her initial thought. "How's the water?" Izel called in Spanish thankfully. Micah didn't want to speak more Japanese than she had to. "It's fine. It's pool water of course, but it's fine. Say - is that boy okay?" She pointed with her free hand as Izel kicked off her flip-flops and deposited her hat in the chair and walked over for a peek. "He doesn't look like he's moving..." Trading worried glances both had the unfortunate privileged of doing many underwater rescues. It just came from years of being fascinated with the ocean. Whether it was from years of knowing one another or just noticing the color of his face Izel dove into the water as Micah flipped herself back, both heading for the submerged boy as he began - running? Yes, he was running. Trading puzzled underwater glances the girls split up and slowed their dive, coming up on either side of him as he made the slow run through the water. |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 9 2009, 04:04 PM Post #10 |
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"One that would suit you?" Oh good god, do not give Diyu a jumping off point. This was more painful then...well, watching someone give themselves a brazillian wax. Or something like that. Seems the best comparison a guy can come up with. So let us watch Diyu implode around the pretty girl Amy. Poor Carniku must loathe that his sister is even around that guy, until he she punches Diyu in the neck, which will probably happen. "My dear, there are no suits that could contain your ecstatic beauty, only the pure nature of the air around. Come with me and we will clad you in not but air!" Yoko on the other hand, stared in disbelief. Her wooden weapon over her shoulder as one eye grew and one eye shrank, in one of those 'the crap' expressions. Here we had a grown man in a speedo, declaring that she should join his dojo. Set his children straight. Either he made porn and wanted girls not picked up at the train station, or he was really looking for a baby sitter. The girl shook her head, her eyes drifting to the pool. Come on Carniku, she was not an idiot, she saw him hiding under the water holding his breath, however after their last meeting...she was as interested in talking to him as much as he wanted to talk to her. "I'm not a baby sitter." She managed out, her head turning to the other side, gazing down at the feet of travelers and party goers. Having been abandoned by his compatriot, and left in a social situation which quite blatantly frightened him to no end. Madarame etched slowly, and unknowingly, to the edge of the pool. Backwards. Well, it did not take a genius to figure out what was going to happen. He fell back first into the pool. The scrawny lad twisting under water to get back control. He broke the surface, ahoge first, arriving like a great fin of a shark. |
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| Carniku | Mar 9 2009, 08:42 PM Post #11 |
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It takes a lot to cause revulsion in Amy, a LOT. She lived with Ryden after all, the man was literally hitting on Jail Bait as she spoke (or at least that's how it looked) and this guy was... pressing his luck to the extreme. She turned and faced him with a raised eyebrow, all the sass in the UNIVERSE, solidified into one simple facial twitch as she stared him down and expected him to crumble under the sheer force of a crushing emotion best described as "Say WHAT now?" Unfortunately, she followed this up by saying "Yeah, sure, let's just find somewhere private" in a voice that was MEANT to drip with sarcasm. But... she never quite mastered that. To Diyu it'd probably sound worryingly sincere (especially given his beliefs) _____________ Ryden nodded, clearly happy about her reaction judging by the massive grin on his face and the single tear rolling down his cheek in what could only be called a MANLY manner "GOOD!! Your spunky, FIERY even! I knew you'd be a GOOD choice. In fact..." he seemed to pause and closely examine her, paying attention to face, chest and for some reason butt (apparently he thought this had an impact on the role he now had assigned for her) and declared with a worryingly powerful conviction "You'd be a great wife for my son! Now, if only I could find him..." _______________ You'd be surprised how long he'd lasted running underwater, but the jig was up as Carniku very slowly dropped forward, in what could only be called slow motion thanks to the water and felt himself slipping into unconsciousness, his oxygen starved lungs finally giving up the ghost as he finally inhaled a large bubble of water and chlorine "This isn't how I thought I'd die... I figured it'd be cooler..." Pretty bad last thoughts... SOMEONE! HELP HIM! |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 10 2009, 07:55 AM Post #12 |
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Back-stroking the girls stopped their downward dive, operating as a well honed team. Micah looked from Izel and to the boy - he didn’t quite look like he was in trouble. Glancing back at her partner she was about to shrug it off and head for the surface when Izel pointed and with powerful strokes shot downwards; Micah was only a second behind. Izel had seen the whites of his eyes as he began to loose consciousness, his body going slack. Both girls caught the dark haired boy either arm and began tugging. Now while before this would have been a simple rescue they were both pulled back by the sheer weight of the boy who did not want to budge. Eyes popping out of either girls head from wonder first Micah and then Izel planted bare feet on the bottom of the pool and pushed. While not endowed with super strength both were complete naturals in the water and on a surf board giving them powerful leg muscles and working in conjunction with each other the got his dead weight moving. There could have been a few weak kicks to help in the rescue but either girl was too busy hauling towards the shallow end. There was no way they would be able to dead lift him in the pool without any buoyancy apparatus. Slowly but surely they had him moving, using the water and flow to increase their crawling speed. Just a few more feet and they could possibly lift him up for a breath of rejuvenating air; both girls could hold their breath for a while longer if tested but the thought ran across both girls mind. Tugging, back to the edge of the pool, Izel was completely unaware of yet another person crashing into the pool! Getting a hard kick to her back, knocking her reserves of air out of her and also empowering her to shove the unconscious boy a bit further Izel kicked for the surface - ready to bite the head off the idiot that would jump in without looking! With her momentum carrying her a little out of the water she slammed back down with open palms, creating a loud pop and splash, a growl between clenched teeth before snapping - in Spanish - “What the hell?” Blue eyes flashing and an expanse of cleavage immediately visible she glared at this boy, “Watch where you’re jumping idiot!” And with another deep breath she flipped and dove, using her momentum and Micah’s more powerful pull to push the boy far enough along that if he would just stand upright he could barely breach the surface on his own for a breath of air - and at which point he could stop being their problem. |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 10 2009, 01:49 PM Post #13 |
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Why did no one educate the earnest Diyu in the grand skill of sarcasm? No, he but smiled and took the girl's hand in his own, pointing bravely at the sky above. "This is a sign of heavens favor! That I should meet a goddess such as you, a beauty wearing rags unworthy of her visage." With that he began walking with the girl in tow, to find a proper place to remove her unworthy clothes. That place, sadly, just happened to be the mayor's office. Or at least, that is where he was aiming for. Seemed the conga line had caused the entire secretarial staff to just go home early. "Ahh, so perfect." Of course Diyu meant her, but the situation would cause him to sound like other things. Not of any importance. Diyu's father of course, had managed to find several portions of alcohol and be slapped enough times in a matter of a few seconds that his face was nothing but red hand prints. Why was Eeth Hellsing so pleased with himself then? Because it was a new goddamn record for him?! He happily smiled, sitting down on a chair over looking the pool, alcohol in hand as he watched further adventures of people he did not know. What? It was cheaper then a subscription to the soap opera network. Which he had. Don't look at us like that! Eeth was not some super hard, unbeatable super healing with twenty seven forms. He was basically a guy. And when a guy like him got into fights with big monsters, gods, what have you, he normally got quite a few injuries. Which meant a long ass time on the couch sitting there watching day time TV. Which happened to get him addicted to soap operas. Telenovellas were great, but he still liked passions most, for some bizarre reason. -- He was starring at her, at her ass. Thinking that she'd marry his kid. Whoever the hell this guy was, he had finally pissed Yoko off. She had not even been that spunky or firey today. But oh, he thought so. She grew a large, animesque angry mark on her forehead, before moving her weapon off her shoulders. The girl's face was a mix of loathing and excitement, finally she got a chance to work out her extra energy! Damn bastard. "YOU SONNOFA!" She shouted, her Japanese extremely full of disrespect, not something a properly raised girl like her was supposed to show the world. She jabbed her wooden weapon at his neck, lunging forward with her right knee and foot leading. She planned to hit him and then stomp on him hard. Not really that bad of a plan for someone who did what he did, and looked the way Ryden did. -- Nerdlad on the other hand, seemed to have accidentally hit a girl when he slipped into the pool. His glasses still dripping with water, he bent low, or tried to, it looked like a mini dive that failed horribly. But he also shouted with it "I'm sorry." So it was not that bad of an event. However the girl just seemed to angrily ramble in Spanish. He was smart most of the time, but without seeing some panties, he certainly did not know Spanish. Goddamn the boy hated having to explain how his powers worked. So, face dripping and shamed for having hindered a rescue, the lad swam to the shallow side with the stairs that allowed the young and infirmed to get in and out. There he sat. Hoping that he could escape, or his friend could return. |
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| Carniku | Mar 11 2009, 09:22 PM Post #14 |
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It was now, Amy had cracked her knuckles ready to pummel this arrogant little bastard into the ground. They were standing in the Mayor's office, and he expected to now see her fiiiine naked ass. Well, he had another thing coming. And that thing was a fist. She sucked her teeth for a moment as she ran through a few violent scenarios in her head "So... you want to see me naked, right, let's do it then" Amy whipped around, fists raised and suddenly balked at who she saw standing besides Diyu. Her mother... she was clearly done with Ryden and her contented glow had vanished in place of an angry glare "Girl, the HELL did you say!?" She demanded, storming over and grabbing Amy's arm with worrying force "I ain't raised no TRAMP! We are going home right now!" "No! Mom, you don't get it, It was a trap, I was gonna lay him out!" "Like hell you were, girl! We going home and thats that!" And so, Diyu was saved an ass-kicking... The question is... was he going to mishear 'lay him out' Worse... would he attempt for the threesome? _____________ Ryden's face should have been horrified but instead it lit up "GOOD! You are a free spirit too!" He caught the lunging wood with his palm and the tendons and veins in his arm suddenly tensed to dissipate the force revealing a surprisingly well built body hidden beneath relaxation. He seemed too thrilled to mind the attack and looked happily at her "You might even make Carniku take his training seriously! Ahhhhh, how lucky I have been to meet someone as good as you" A flow of tears burst down one side of his face while the other stayed stationary in what could only be called Half Crying. This was broken by his eyes suddenly changing angle as he saw something... "What... No... WHAT DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING!?" Suddenly forgetting Yoko, he turned to the pool and ran at it briefly with an angry glare to his eyes and a dust cloud inexplicably forming from his speed. ______________ Carniku felt arms helping him, but was dimly aware of his surroundings as he tried to help as best he could, until finally his head finally broke the surface. He coughed a large flow of water into the pool, his body wracked with spasms of pain as he tried to purge the water from his lungs. He finally wiped a trail of mucus from his nose that'd been expelled from the force and looked with reddened eyes at the two who'd saved him. He could not believe his luck... two fairly hot girls had saved him from drowning... hell, he should have faked the need for mouth to mouth. He had to play his cards right now... or he would regret this forever. Now- "BOOOOOYYYY!!" Shit Ryden tackled his still weak form back into the water and after a brief struggling and small eruptions of splashes, both emerged to the surface, Ryden shaking Carniku by the shoulders and looking genuinely distraught, his voice sounding as if he'd caught his son doign the most unimaginable crime against him ever "How dare you get two girls in bikinis!! You think you've surpassed your old man at womanising already? Huh!? Do you!? I was just finding you a wife!!" For some reason, Ryden now had a second trail of tears down his face, which meant he was UNhappy "Dad..." Carniku sounded guilty for a second before his immediate memory gently prodded him "Wait, I was drowning they just saved me! I was going to thank them when you freaking glomped me you insane old bastard!! Why are you even TALKING about womanising, your married!?" "Why you..." Ryden lunged and Carniku, with great rage hurled his father out of the pool and into a lounger chair causing a couples stuff to go scattering as he tumbled through the plastic. Turning to his saviours, Carniku bowed so his nose was touching the water "Thank you very much, you saved my life. I'm... sorry for my dad too... not sure what for, but there must be something I need to apologise for..." |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 12 2009, 08:05 AM Post #15 |
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Micah sighed in relief, her head breaching the surface as she inhaled sharply, looking around for Izel who was a fraction of a second behind her. They had the opportunity to share a glance and then it seemed like all hell broke out. "BOOOOOYYYY!!" Izel was already looking around for the idiotic little kicking nerd to give him a piece of her mind in something he would understand! She was not expecting to see a man in a speedo hurling himself at her. Screeching and sitting down in the water to avoid a near blow she shot back up, glaring fiercely at this - crying man, who had tackled the drowning boy.... Disbelief had her speechless for a moment. "How dare you get two girls in bikinis!! You think you've surpassed your old man at womanizing already? Huh!? Do you!? I was just finding you a wife!!" "Dad...Wait, I was drowning they just saved me! I was going to thank them when you freaking glomped me you insane old bastard!! Why are you even TALKING about womanizing, your married!?" Micah glanced between the two; there wasn't a lot of resemblance but some looks didn't carry true to children. Her main concern right now was the look on Izel's face; she looked ready to chew nails. Someone was going to hear it from her soon, and Micah just hoped that these quarreling family issues were not between her and her friend when it happened...she needed to find a reason to get them out of here soon... "Why you..." Micah didn't have long to ponder the possibilities as she was very quickly dodging for her life from limbs and hurling bodies; during this time she lost sight of the pink-polka-dotted swimsuit wearing blond. Izel launched herself away from the two, heading further into the shallow end; she'd already been unceremoniously kicked and she didn't mean to have a fist sandwich. Pulling herself to the surface at the furthest wall of the shallow end she raised herself out, flipping her expanse of blond hair back and wiping excess water from her face, water dripping from her excessively perfect curves. It might have been a provocative Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition picture, had she not spied the kicker a scant moment later. "You!" She said in thickly accented Japanese. Plodding over to the sulking boy she bent over so she could look him in the face, her teeth grinding in anger. "What's the big idea - jumping in on top of people who are swimming? Who taught you to do that? I outa give you a kick to the face!" Unfortunately, Micah saw the impending moment, but was prevented from intervening. As she went to take a step, the boy - the heavy, drowning boy, physically threw the crying, speedo man out of the water, projecting him out of the range of her peripheral vision and then planting himself directly in her line of sight so she didn’t see Izel engage the spectacle wearing boy… "Thank you very much, you saved my life. I'm... sorry for my dad too... not sure what for, but there must be something I need to apologize for..." “Uh-uh,” here it was, the moment Micah had been dreading. She would have to speak Japanese to someone who probably grew up speaking it and would expect her to as well, “Um - uh,” now while the shortish girl could take on grown men several times her size, turn around and go again, the thought of speaking Japanese just paralyzed her. Elegant eyes contorted so that they were somewhat saucer shaped, she was suddenly rendered incapable of speech. Distantly she could hear Izel’s voice piercing the veil of panic that had wrapped its’ self around her as she struggled to speak, to say anything….oh maybe he would just go away! |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 12 2009, 12:40 PM Post #16 |
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She was lying! How cruel! No woman could deny her own beauty, no woman could say 'no, I must hide myself, I must deny the world the glory of me at my greatest!', yet this one, this one did. Diyu was amazed and astounded. Yet the fist still came. That was, until the mother came. The great hero Diyu stared intent at the moment, to wonder why this older, but extremely attractive woman had stopped a blow that by all accounts should have gotten him. After all, being slapped, the red hand print on your face was a badge of manhood! One which had been denied, as had a beautiful girl stark naked as the world simply deserved. How could she deny the world her body! "Ma'am, no no you misunderstand." Oh god, why couldn't Diyu just be glad that he was not being pummeled to death. Why did he always have to think. What kind of cruel, neigh omnipotent transdimensional being that controls his life and his world would do this?! Oh, right. That is right. Hmm, could give him athlete's foot too. Nah, not now. Instead, we'll have Diyu smile, to try and place himself between the gorgeous mother and daughter. Which, is where any sane boy would love to be. "She was not attempting to love me. Nay, for she cannot love a man. Her beauty, her grand heart and body belong to the world. To refuse the world the glory of her perfect body, would be to deny Picasso of his paints, to deny the sun of it's shine, to deny the very life of every child born." He reached out, his face turning sad, darkly compassionate, placing a hand on the mother's shoulder. "Please ma'am, for the life of this world. Your daughter must show it that she is the epitome of beauty." -- The man jumped away. Finally, he jumped. He got the hell away from her. But he had blocked her attack? Oh no, the psycho girl was just FURIOUS. Her eyes were blazing now. To be damned with how he had looked her up, attempted to woo her for his son, she was going to bash his goddamn head in for blocking her attack. HOW DARE HE HIT THE SCOURGE OF KABUKI-CHO! Her hands wrapped around the handle of her wood weapon, or at least what she was using as the handle. Her grasp tightened, her wrists locked, grinding against the wood. So when the man got beaten, of course Yoko wasn't paying attention to who. She simply watched him, fires in his eyes, until he landed hard on the chair. Then, and only then did she start running. Running along the pool, life guards whistles blowing. It was becoming too much trouble for the attention, but the rational part of Yoko was gone. "BASTAAAAAAARD!" She shouted, her feet slamming hard into the ground, providing her with lift ala the laws of physics. At least Newtonian physics. Probably some others where that caused ducks to burst into flames. She came down in the air, weapon lowering hard in a strike towards the speedo father's head. She wanted to split it like a ripe melon. -- Why did the girl come back to Madarame? He stared at her for a moment, his cheeks turning more then a bit red, slipping back a bit in the shallow end as she threatened to kick him in the face. He was practically falling over himself trying to get out of range of being pummeled. At least, so was the plan. He was not smart, he needed panties to be smart! No. That made him sound like some form of perverted robot made by the likes of Eeth. Hmm, no, not taking that idea right now, too silly. "I'm...I'm sorry. I slipped." He got straight up, but being a tiny boy he did not exactly come up very far. He did however bow deeply as the girl seemed extremely cross, and he was supposed to be polite. |
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| Carniku | Mar 13 2009, 10:26 AM Post #17 |
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Diyu's verbose request almost worked on her. Dreana almost saw his point of view as she stood there, considering everything that she'd just heard she felt, well, maybe it WOULD be good for Amy to have a guy see her. It was purely for artistic reasons after all, he wasn't some pervert. No... wait "You just wanna see my daughter naked! I see, Amy, this silver tongued man was tricking you into disrobing!" "Err.... Yes! Yes that is exactly what happened" Amy hastily lied, to avoid the beating her mother was most likely to dish out. Instead... it could now come to Diyu! The two of them turned to face the brave, utterly courageous, but ultimately unwise, boy. With an impressive draw-back, Dreana drew her hand back and unleashed a powerful swiping slap towards Diyu's cheek. Following her mother's lead, Amy followed suit but aimed for the opposite cheek. A pincer move of slaps, how would Diyu survive this!? _____________ Carniku looked up, curiously at the girl who seemed stuck for words. She didn't look Japanese (then again, neither did he) so maybe he was talking too fast? Maybe try it in English "<I said thank you, this easier to understand?>" It was always tricky to know who spoke Japanese here. His attention was distracted by seeing the crazy girl leaping towards where he'd thrown his dad, a loud cry and a loud smack that sounded like wood hitting a fore-head followed by an exceptionally happy cry "YEEEESSS!!! Your strength! You'll make a perfect Wife!" Carniku blinked, wife, he glanced at the girl who'd saved him and the other who was now throwing large amounts of abuse at what appeared to be a flat woman with short hair and no bikini top. Because no man would wear those clothes. No man ever. He was about to say something else to the girl, maybe try and use some chat-up lines, when Ryden appeared again, a large cut on his fore-head that was brusing nicely "Dad, you can't get married. You already have Mom, and you know she'd murder you if you got with another woman. 'Ain't no man playing her for a fool'" Carniku quoted, but Ryden seemed too happy to have his usual fear attack "NIKU! I found you a perfect wife! She's just your type!" "You did?" It took Carniku a few seconds to work it out and his eyes very suddenly widened "Y-you don't mean... Dad, your kidding right? Please tell me your kidding?" Because EVERY boy dreams of marrying a psychopath who they made out with and humiliated at a dance held a few weeks ago. There was only one way this could be made worse. And this way was Roos. The adorable little red Goblin had decided to intervene and help Nerdlad as he didn't seem too keen on socks. He jumped into the pool with a splash and swam up again to protect Madarame by standing in the way "Nooo! Violins is nevar th' answer! 'Oo can't hurt Pink Panties!" This would probably have been taken better if Roos hadn't been completely naked and floating, everything on display, directly in front of Izel. Nerdlad had probably gotten a good view as he jumped in too. They managed to arrest two different paedophiles that day thanks to Roos. The REAL question should probably be why nobodies STOPPED him yet. Naked little red man was apparently immune to the laws of the pool. |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 13 2009, 06:18 PM Post #18 |
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The confused look on the boys face was enough to make Micah’s toes curl. It was simply obvious that she was Japanese, the long dark hair pulled back, the slanted, almond shape brown eyes, true she was very tan and muscular, but the tattoos entwining her torso and upper arms were all traditional Japanese art, making the canary yellow tankini look very strange. "<I said thank you, this easier to understand?>" English? Well, she could speak English better than Japanese, it was an easier language - however she was rescued from having to speak at all because his attention was arrested by something going on over at the pool side where there was a lot of yelling. It gave Izel a moment to duck around and see Izel who had just started yelling at the poor boy, “Uh,” she needed to intervene, and fast, “Me excuse,” she said quickly grabbing the boys arm, “All okay!” And quicker than the blink of an eye she was diving back in the water - Izel would forgive her anything, there wasn’t anyone else that had that privilege. Izel was fuming - mostly she was upset at being sent half a world away where she did not want to be, and here was someone she could take out her anger on and at least pretend it was justified. "I'm...I'm sorry. I slipped." He got up and bowed to her…. Gritting her teeth she was about to respond when her legs were quickly swept out from under her - with a schreetch and an unladylike splash she spread eagled her fall. Micah popped up and through a serries of grins and grappling with her friend to bring her back up, she had at least set the situation off the path it had been on - though no one else would know. Izel glared at the boy and then at Micah and then started in much easier on her friend - but only got out a few words before, something paddled between them and stood between the girls - Izel of whom had just landed a weak punch on Micah’s shoulder and was turning back to her original target, and it was Izel who got the full view. “What is that,” she shrieked, taking a step back and then looking up at the nerdland boy. “Are you some kind of freak? Put clothes on your boy!” "Nooo! Violins is nevar th' answer! 'Oo can't hurt Pink Panties!" Micah grabbed Izel, in everything she would always protect her friend. While Izel was the 5’ 7” blond bomshell, Micah was 5’ 3” and had the body of an athlete, and for those who would recognize it - a fighter and acrobat. Micah mumbled something at her friend in Spanish that made her stand up straight and glare at the boy more, “Put clothes on your son!” ((OOC: Not great, wrote in like five minutes leaving our house NOW)) |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 14 2009, 12:57 PM Post #19 |
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How indeed! It was the mightiest blow that Diyu, the mightiest of mortals had ever received at once! Even the bullet was less dangerous. His face squished, attempting to accommodate the blows from both sides. His arms flailing as the blow sent him shooting off from the little scene. Yes, the double smack actually made him airborn, sending him flying out of the mayor's office, out of the building itself, across the pool, smashing hard into the water causing a large splash on the deep end! Diyu's body floated up, just floated there for a minute. His eyes swirling as every part of him tried to recover from the most damaging blow he had ever received. On the plus side, he had not gone into the sky to become a little blip. There was no blasting off again! "OI! GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!" Yoko shouted, up to the edge of the pool, shaking her stick at the man who had escaped. She loathed him, and was for all things better, not listening to him. If she had been, she would just be angrier. Come on, she was not even interested in marriage at this point, or boys that humiliated her and beat her. No, the old man had oogled her, and had not had the good mindset to go down when she pummeled him. If she had something to throw to beat the old man, she would have. Oh hell. The girl took a long vault into the air over the pool, weapon down, coming towards the back of the man's head. "My boy?" Madarame blinked and looked down at the goblin. THE HELL WAS THAT!? The nerdlad rushed up a few steps, putting distance between him and it, even going so far as to cling to the railing that helps old people get in and out. There he pointed wildly and accusingly. He was not a bright boy around women, well, women who didn't show their panties. Damn that makes him sound like a real freak. A real freaky freak. Hmm, not good at all. "What is that! UGH!" Bare goblin ass. Scary beyond belief. |
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| Carniku | Mar 14 2009, 01:16 PM Post #20 |
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The fight was officially over, there was absolutely nothing that Dreana or Amy were going to do now they thought Diyu was unconscious/dead. To be honest, I doubt they cared either way. Arm in arm, the two lovely ladies walked back out of the mayor's office with the assumption that the poor sleaze-bag was never going to bother them again. Scale of 1-10, how likely? Hmmm? In all honesty? Either way, they had a plan now, time for some serious mother daughter bonding by the pool-side. For those unaware of how the Inuzuki family dynamic works, Ryden, Niku and Roos now have about 5 minutes to stop all the shit they are pulling NOW to avoid a 4th degree ass-kicking. Roos was quite confused by the order he'd just heard from the girl, had she seen his dad? Shuten shouldn't be here!... Shuten shouldn' shuten shouldn'. Roos giggled to himself as he muttered this under his breath before realising she was referring to someone ELSE. Someone... else... who had red skin. He couldn't see anyone... ahh! But the pink panties was blushing! Did that mean she thought he was his dad. "She think 'Oo my daddy? That silly, 'Oo nevar gunna haf sex" This absolutely BRUTAL statement was delivered so happily and unaware of the devestating, Hydrogen bomb level of ego damage it could inflict, that Madarame could be forgiven for not understand it at all. "Has 'Oo seen Roos' trunk? Roos need to wear Trunk or Roos be in trubble" Roos seemed quite nonchalent about his nudity and was content to wait with Madarame and further his statement when he saw them "There they is!" Roos paddled over to the pool middle and pulled the short blue swimming costume on. He considered it for a second before taken them off again, folding them neatly and paddling over to Madarame "'Oo hold these? Roos no want them yet" Ryden was a martial arts Master. As in, literally, a MASTER. He could deal with a surprise jumping attack without even thinking. In fact, he did. He caught the stick in mid-air by reaching backwards at a strange angle and hurling Yoko at his poor barely standing son. Carniku had time to blink before he realised what was happening and thought a few quiet thoughts to himself. The first was "Great, now I'm going to die" The second was "I still don't know this girl's name, I probably should have asked for it..." The third, and the one everyone will have at some point in his life "At least she's hot" He braced for impact and wished, with all his might, for his dad to get the punishment he so richly deserved... |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 14 2009, 07:06 PM Post #21 |
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"My boy?" Micah realized that as soon as the statement had been said that though it had originally appeared that they were together - by the boys reaction they were most definitely not. The boy retreated up the stairs, Izel backpeded into Micah, who grabbed her friend's arm and shoved her towards the side of the pool. Whie blatent nudity was not exacty a foreign thing, the creature was, and obviousy young - making the whole situation very, odd. "What is that! UGH!" Izel glanced at the boy and back t the nudist creature. Things like that should be drowned, went through her mind. She had the urge to punt the thing like a ball, however Micah was hauing her out of the pool, which she balked at and instead sat on the edge, disgustedly taking in the creature. It was amazing it was smart enough to speak! "She think 'Oo my daddy? That silly, 'Oo nevar gunna haf sex" Micah was shocked and stood there driping and staring. Sure Izel made some cruel vocaizations sometimes but at least most of the time she didnt say it to anyone but her! Raised in a rather respectful home, there were things she woud never say or do, and while people still did them - she couldn't say she was okay with that one bit. Of course sometimes there were exceptions. Placing one hand on her hip and tosing the generous expanse of hair over her shoulder, revealing the glaringly fierce head of the dragon tattoo resting in the crevas above her breast. "Well I would be more likely to have sex with him than you." Izel, who could not see her friend but was very aware of the intent of her using THAT tone, and she had to agree; with her head cooled she realized she'd unfairly targeted him and while she was too proud to apologize - she could be a good sport. "Micah," she tilted her head upwards a little, crosing one leg over the other and revealing a large expanse of thigh, and a deliciously secudictive smile on her lips, "I must agree. He is polite, and with maybe a tan or something he coud be quite cute." Dangling the one foot in and out of the water she considered having some fun with Micah over the situation but decided against it - she loved her friend far too much to entice her wrath over something so trivial. While the litte grimline did something about finding swim trunks, Izel turned her body to the right so that she could catch a gimpse oof this rare apprition of her friends sexy side, while unintentionaly turning towards the boy who had gone from hated to something else in a moment. Smirking the two exchanged a short conversation in Spanish alternating between the boy - Carniku who appreared to be in some troube with a man and a girl, and their own situation. Micah had somehow achieved a balanced soft, uncomfortable stance and was saying as litte as possible to Ize. ((OOC: Right - posed from my phone & this took me like a freaking hour & a haf to do!!!)) |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 15 2009, 02:43 AM Post #22 |
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Of course Madarame knew he was never going to get laid. But did that little cretin have to say it? Ugh. Such a dick. Then he brought up folded shorts? Why was this thing a nudist! Not only that, but it seems to have brought the attention of two really pretty girls to Madarame's end of the pool. This was bad, bad bad bad. They exposed their tattoos...their thigh. Oh, oh my. This was too much stimulation for the poor Nerdlad, and boy, about now did he wish he had his scarf, at least then he could fly away. He could not deal with this kind of shenanigans on his own, so that prompted him to search for the one person who he knew could shenanigans with the best of them. Diyu, Diyu was there. Yes, he might be passed out but Madarame could fix it. Or at least try. He was slapping the unconscious boy, having swam over to him extremely quickly, trying to avoid confrontation with people way out of his league. "Come on come on, wake up! We need justice!" Well, it was something that could have possibly gotten him to wake up. Maybe. Hurm, it did not work too well. "But Mary is a pretty name for a head wound. Yellow matter brain custard thief." Either Madarame shook his brain loose or those girls had dislodged it. But the bee themed nerd was not giving up! "Oh...there are pretty girls in bikinis...hips, them hips!" Indeed it was true, Diyu appreciated his women in all shapes and sizes, he just seemed to have a real, almost primitive love for women with nice hips. He also liked strong and dangerous women, but that was a completely different personality issue. The man sprung to life and looked onward at the pretty girls dealing with that ugly goblin. "I LIVE!" He declared, floating straight up in the pool. His body swimming quickly towards the girls, he had chosen Izel out of...well, weird luck, coming to her side a smile on his lips. "Now now, ignore the little creature. It will only ruin the evening and someone as gorgeous, as beautiful as you must be above the petty things of smaller creatures." Okay, that wasn't...too bad. Interesting fact. Yoko did not know the guy she was pounding on was a martial arts master. Rather, she probably would have just kept swinging even if she did know what he was. Well, he seemed to have caught her weapon and thrown her, to be the worst timing fight ever. How the girl had flipped through the air, no one was quite sure. However what was abundantly clear was the first thing of her that was to hit Carniku, were her breasts. And what they were going to hit first was his face. Which was already plenty embarrassing. "GONNA KILL YOU BASTAAAR-" She did not finish this. As she mid shout of vengeance found herself coming at the boy who seemingly had inserted himself into her life at every damn turn. And that her breasts were going to hit him. Her cheeks started to turn red and her body went rigid, which is exactly the way one isn't supposed to run into someone else. |
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| Carniku | Mar 16 2009, 06:08 PM Post #23 |
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Roos heard the lady announce she would much rather sleep with Madarame over Roos. He blinked a few times, like this statement didn't really mean much to him before saying quite neatly "Roos only 8, if 'Oo did choose me somefin wrong with 'Oo." Roos watched them discussing pink shorts with mild interest, maybe humans judged aesthetics differently. He saw as Diyu swam over and began his epic mating dance like conversation that people seemed to do, Roos watched with interest, his wet mohawk flopping over half his face and making his remaining eye look big and adorable. He'd re-claimed his shorts as Madarame had swum by and slipped them on neatly. Diyu was busy posturing to the girls, calling him a little creature. Roos raised a hand into the air and stretched it an extra 10 feet by punching directly up "Roos no small, Roos just com... comp... OK, Roos small, but Roos no HAVE to be small!" His brain was pretty small if he couldn't manage comPACT but this was of no more regard as Roos saw someone he had great interest in "NIKU! That Niku! Bye-bye pretty ladies, pink-shorts and... wait" Roos paddled over and ducked his head under-water blinking a few times, he surfaced and rubbed his chin "Roos no mean pink. Roos mean different colours. Howe'er, Roos no remember what they are. So Roos call you Nosex! Byyyye Nosex! Roos like 'Oo!" Roos paddled off to try and see Niku, stopping mid-way to get some floaties despite the fact he was naturally buoyant and couldn't, actually, drown. Strange... disturbing little man. He himself was confused when he saw his friend get hit in the face by a woman's chest. Niku hadn't looked upset by this, but it must have hurt a little. Roos remembered what he could of his own mommy and remembered she had two bumps on the chest too, they were squishy like pillows. Must be very comfortable, he had a big smile on his face. Oh no! But blood was coming out! They must have been quite hard, his nose was hurt, there was blood coming out! But he still looked smilie. Niku fell into the water and Roos realised this might be dangerous "Roos has to save Niku!" He yelled, pointing up into the air. Before trying, and failing valiantly to dive, he ended up bubbling completely upside down with only his head under the water (and many people thanking God he'd put the shorts on) before finally rocking up and looking sulkily, his mohawk now soaked and covering down to his shoulders. Looked like diving with floaties was hard. "ROOS!" Oh god, Ryden was doing a surprise attack greeting. This might have him sent to child services considering how he trea- "RYDEN!" Wait, what? Roos sucker-punched Ryden square in the solar plexus with an extender punch and had blast the guy backwards with the same kind of force Yoko had just hit his skull with. Ryden was trying desperately to reclaim his breath while Roos happily paddled over "Yey! Roos play with Ryden, Roos play with Ryden" he sang cheerily to himself. _________ Carniku surfaced suddenly, needing breath and dabbed at the blood from his nose. Uh-oh... where was the girl? " Hey, uhhh... that wasn't my fault y'know, so... I don't get revenged do I?" He sounded kinda nervous, he was starting to get worried as the sheer amount of things he'd done to this hot girl were mounting up... |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 16 2009, 06:58 PM Post #24 |
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As the boy paddled away Micah groaned and slipped down to sit next to her friend, giving her friend a look that clearly meant trouble. “Izel-” “No, you started it,” she said with a deep chuckle, she was enjoying this! It wasn’t that Micah was awkward with boys, it’s that she was awkward in Japan – where people were more Japanese than she would ever be and she was Japanese. What was making her so awkward was that she was in Japan and she felt she was more Argentine than Japanese. Insert the appropriate, normal female insecurities and you have what was bothering Micah at this moment. “Zel – I know what-” “Shhh – he has a friend,” she jabbed Micah with an elbow – she was going to enjoy this. "Now now, ignore the little creature. It will only ruin the evening and someone as gorgeous, as beautiful as you must be above the petty things of smaller creatures." "Roos no small, Roos just com... comp... OK, Roos small, but Roos no HAVE to be small!" By this point both girls were a little warry of the nudist creature and drew back from his much extended arm. "NIKU! That Niku! Bye-bye pretty ladies, pink-shorts and... wait" Roos paddled over and ducked his head under-water blinking a few times, he surfaced and rubbed his chin "Roos no mean pink. Roos mean different colours. Howe'er, Roos no remember what they are. So Roos call you Nosex! Byyyye Nosex! Roos like 'Oo!" Chuckling and tossing her hair over her shoulder, her pale blue eyes twinkling with a mischievous glint. The odd little creature had not derailed her plans that were very quickly forming nicely; it was such an added bonus that the boy had a friend – a tall friend. Izel was okay with that. Sliding her hands around her knee, she turned on the charm – looking up through her lashes and smiling – any girl liked compliments! Micah, next to her sighed. She was resigned; per their rules she had begun the flirting and the rules did require her to cooperate – otherwise there would never be peace between the two of them where boys were concerned. Looking over at the other boy, she smiled – not quite so lay-it-on-thick-seductive as she had done before, more friendly like. Dear lord, she thought, just let him be capable of conversation. “So-” Izel said quite perky, “is your friend coming back over here – or did we scare him away?” It was important to the Rules that the other boy go along as well and Micah was not as gung-ho about following the Rules as she was – of course Izel usually had far more fun. Leaning towards the much taller boy, she didn’t have a problem laying it on thick, “And what’s your name?” During this exchange, Micah slipped back into the water and as casually as she could manage, propelled herself backwards, floating face up towards the unfortunate boy. She knew where this was going and she was resigned to it, but that didn’t mean that she couldn’t at least have fun with it – right? Coming abreast of the rather awkward looking boy she pulled her legs under her and stood up, which actually sank her down in the water more; being 5’3” did have disadvantages. “Hi,” she did her best at a friendly-flirty-smile, Izel had the nuances down – Micah just had to pretend she knew the differences. There was also the pointedly obvious Japanese face, speaking very accented Japanese, “I’m Micah.” |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 16 2009, 10:09 PM Post #25 |
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Henshin boogy
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Even though Carniku had surfaced, he had not exactly gotten free of the woman's...erm...chest. Rather, the extra weight of a being and Yoko herself being in a very, poor position, had left her top barely hanging onto her chest. Yoko was however, quite red in the face and pulled back quickly, her arm reaching up to cover her chest, her hand having lost the blunt object balled into a fist with full intent of smacking into his jawline. Thankfully a cooler head prevailed as he seemed to not be the cause of it. She shook her hand, a finger extending as she bit her lip, trying her best not to go right on ballistic on him. "No. I guess you don't. Not today." She turned around in the pool. Seething with anger. She could not even look at the bastard right now. Everything he did and she still kept running into him. He had stolen her first kiss, her first real dance, ruining it, and now he was the first man to get a face full of her chest. "Excuse me. I have to kill a man in a speedo before an ugly midget gets to." "My friend? Oh ho ho. He's just intimidated by your beauty." Oh Diyu, at least you were being a little honest. Madarame was not good with talking to girls, unlike Diyu, who seemed to just open his mouth and go along with whatever came out of it. "I'm Diyu. I'd ask you the same, but I fear Aphrodite would curse me for worshiping a goddess of greater beauty then her." Speaking of nerdlad, who was off to the side, Micah came up, tried to talk to him. So of course Madarame did the only thing his brain allowed his body to do whenever a pretty girl tried to talk to him. He blushed and looked down at his feet. Barely able to put two words together, let alone a sentence, he tried to talk. It just came out really wrong. "I'veverrettyou." Was um...yeah. He stopped talking, too a hard swallow and still unable to look her in the face said slowly, very slowly, to proper enunciate everything. "I'm Madarame." |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 17 2009, 09:23 PM Post #26 |
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Mandy & Cid: The Tastey Cream Team
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"My friend? Oh ho ho. He's just intimidated by your beauty. I'm Diyu. I'd ask you the same, but I fear Aphrodite would curse me for worshiping a goddess of greater beauty then her." Izel was having a great time watching Micah out of the corner of her eye. Not that she really wanted to see her talking to a boy who couldn't look her in the face - but she had started the ball rolling, so technically it was all her doing. But back to Izel's game, she was already having fun and spinning her own plans since it didn't look like Micah would succeed much on that end where she was. Giggling as a flirtatious girl will, Izel batted her eyes, appropriately and playfully splashed some water harmlessly at Diyu, "Oh don't be silly! If I don't tell you my name how can you and your friend come find us to take us on a date?" And then, as only a true actress could her face transformed into one of slight shock, and she blinked a few times, "That is unless you're just rude and want to say nice things and never take a girl out." In full pout mode now, her ample bottom lip turning down and her blue eyes growing adequately large, "If that was the way you'd treat a girl - I could have just stayed home for that..." Micah at least held off groaning outwardly. Izel was talking plenty loud enough for them to hear - and she'd intended it to be that way. Oh well... "I'veverrettyou." Blinking at the down-turned face, she wondered if her Japanese was really that bad. She hadn't understood a word he'd said... "Excuse me?" She said slowly, praying she could understand him... "I'm Madarame." Well he's no talker... Exhaling, she chuckled a little before allowing the water to bring her just a little closer to him. He really did seem rather uncomfortable, so she would at least not be shameless, unlike Izel. Izel would have no problem with a little shameless flirting at anyone's expense. "Well, Madarame, I hope my friend wasn't too much of a bitch - she can be pretty good at that on occasion." Well that was an understatement. Glancing over her shoulder at Izel, who caught her eye and winked at her. Rolling her eyes she looked back at Madarame, he probably had heard what Izel had said. "Well Madarame - my friend and I just moved here from Argentina, and it seems like she is very intent on a double date." It seemed like he just turned redder.... And this whole looking down thing was a little annoying... Stepping closer and sinking down into the water a bit so she could look up at his crimson face with a slight pout of her own, "Am I so horrible looking that you can't even look at me?" Micah might not be so good at the dramatic as her friend, but she could play it up at least a little. So the game was in play, the rules were being followed according to the spirit if not the letter of the law and now it was time to see if the bait would attract the fish enough to bite... |
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| Carniku | Mar 22 2009, 10:39 PM Post #27 |
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the eternal badass
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"Hmm? Oh, OK, go do your thing..." Carniku was too busy focusing on not picturing her breasts from what glimpse he had gotten before he realised that what he'd just heard was very bad for a number of reasons. First of all, as he hadn't seen their reputable mayor around the area, it was quite obvious who the man in the speedo would be. The choice of swimwear chosen either by paedophiles, Mr Universes and the French. Ryden seemed to exist as some horrible meld between all three (Carniku had a personal opinion which his dad was closest to. He wouldn't call him Monsiuer Universale, leave it at that), it had to be his Dad then. Which was fine. Ryden no doubt deserved it and the idea of the hot girl who's name he still didn't know beating his dad up was... Oh God... he may have just fallen in love with her over that. Seriously, if he could think of a convincing way to get her to agree to a date he would do that right now even if it included going Yakuza and cutting a finger off. But the strangely activated part of his brain insisting he get married NOW was de-activated by another breed of love, family love. No not for Ryden. Honestly, you SEEN what he's done to his son? It was for a happy little red monster that would most likely be also on the recieving end of Yoko's wrath. He doubted she'd take a hug from a weird little red thing that well. "Ah!! Wait, wait, wait " Scrambling for the pool-side, Carniku hefted himself up and promptly fell back in as his weight snapped the skirting so he emitted a huge splash, struggling back to his feet as he rolled out as a compromise. He got up unsteadily and tried hard to think what to say without looking at her chest. In the end, all he needed was a delay tactic. Looked like he was going to be taking one for the team "I know I've asked before but... go on a date with me. At least this time Im not posessed by a Messiah of Love. And yes, before you ask, I was before. What do you say?" Brace for impact, clench jaw, be prepared to hit the pool bottom HARD Roos was watching this with considerable curiousity from the other side of the pool, sitting on the unconscious Ryden's chest when Dreana and Amy walked up besides him "Hey Roos, what's going on?" Amy asked, curiously looking at her gesturing brother "Niku talkin to a giiiiirl." Roos trilled happily, bouncing on Ryden's unconscious lungs "Hmmm, how's he doing?" Dreana was curious... was their adopted son a real player? She glanced over at what seemed to be the kid from earlier talking to some girls and clenched his fingers as she listened in to the APPALING lines Diyu was spouting. And worse, the girls REACTING to it... |
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| Mr. Trout | Mar 23 2009, 12:06 AM Post #28 |
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Henshin boogy
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Oh did Yoko's fist start to come. It was pulled back and ready to fly right into the lad's neck. However somewhere in that brief quasi second she decided against pummeling the boy. Her hand clenched and loosened falling to her side. Seems she had found herself facing the lad again and pushed the hair out of her face and behind her ears. Damn water was making it cling to her body. Course there were some parts of her that clinging was a very good thing. "Don't try and pin your antics on some invisible ghost of a messiah." Just because she was not socking him one, did not mean she had to be nice. Damn happy punk kid. Why was he seemingly everywhere she went! "But fine. I'll give you an honest chance. You find out my name, just the first one even. Then I'll go on a date with you." It was a pretty simple wager wasn't it? One that the lad probably needed quite a bit of help on. She did however wander over to the downed father of Carniku and place her foot on his neck, pushing down harder. "In the meantime, I am going to come up with new ways to cause this ass immense pain." Diyu on the other hand was becoming a little luckier. Or at least so he hoped and believed. Izel was certainly flintier then the girls he normally ran into, actually smiling and being willing to go on a date! Or at least, that is what she said. "You have to be joking. How could you doubt my sincerity in taking you out for a date? I am a humble servant of an immortal beauty like yourself." Diyu was the talker, Madarame was...well whatever the opposite of Diyu was, he was that, minus a lot of confidence. So when the girl started talking, trying to coax him a bit he just stared harder at his feet and turned a worse color. That is, until she talked about the double date and asked if he couldn't look at her. His gaze went to her, sweating more then a fair amount. This was not his element. "No...you're really pret-pr-pretty." He managed out, stuttering it seemed. Which meant that Diyu had to help the boy out. Smiling he slapped the younger boy on the back, propelling him forward and up in the water. "Ahh! So sorry. My friend here seems to lose his ability to talk around pretty girls. Much as I can never find words glorious enough to describe the finest ones in life." The last part, he looked to Izel, winking. Yes, he poured it on thick. How else to do it? "My friend? He'd be honored to take you out." |
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| Affirmative Smackdown | Mar 23 2009, 09:10 AM Post #29 |
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Mandy & Cid: The Tastey Cream Team
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Micah inwardly was rather confused about the poor boy, she certainly pitied him. However he had to be at least close to her age and a boy should at least be able to hold a halting conversation with anyone – so somewhere in the back of her mind perhaps to appease her own conscience she decided that this was a good idea… Izel, on the other hand, was having a ball. Micah was not the flirt she was, but she was at the very least capable; and while Izel was sorry for Micah’s luck with the shy boy, she wasn’t about to trade the obnoxious ogre in front of her for the pink boy. She was enjoying herself for the first time since reaching this dreadful place and she intended to take advantage of it! "You have to be joking. How could you doubt my sincerity in taking you out for a date? I am a humble servant of an immortal beauty like yourself." Giggling ever so coyly, one dainty hand charmingly covering only the barest corner of her mouth and chin, she oozed girly flirtation; “You’re going to spoil me!” Probably not true, he would have to be quite rich to spoil Izel more than she could do on her own, but they could figure that out later one way or the other. Glancing at the very silent, very pink boy Izel put a daring hand on the young mans bicep and gestured towards his friend; she really couldn’t believe the boy couldn’t even look at Micah. That concerned Izel a good deal since the boy was Japanese and even though Micah was Japanese she was anything but in her upbringing, so merely being in Japan was difficult for her. She had a momentary wave of concern that his reaction to Micah would have a blow to the girl that she did not need. He looked very uncomfortable standing there in only swimming trunks in the water. He looked like he was accustomed to hiding behind something and that he probably felt very vulnerable. "No...you're really pret-pr-pretty." Well at least he spoke. She smiled, aware that being in close proximity to him probably made him uncomfortable… The next moment took Micah completely by surprise and Izel could only sit there choking back giggles. Diyu probably intended the back slap to be friendly like, however the boy was propelled forward and up… Micah was in front of Madarame. She was briefly aware that she squealed before having no choice but to wrap her flailing arms around the other boy and taking him with her under the water…. Whatever it was Diyu was saying was completely lost to Izel who promptly died in a fit of giggles… |
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