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Welcome Victim #1; Phone Lines: Closed
Topic Started: Apr 6 2009, 02:19 PM (359 Views)
Neo
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Haru: "Kobe, buddy... tell me again why I'm doing this?"
Kobe: "You mean besides brownie points with your old alma mater?"
Haru: "Yeah, besides that."
Kobe: "Well... cause your boss told you to. That tends to work."

As Kobe left the studio to get their special guest, Haru just slumped in his chair as he watched the countdown til they were back on the air. Once again, he got stuck having to deal with one of Neo's hairbrained ideas. Give a random AHS student a chance to say their views on things, they get a free pass from all classes for the day. Kind of a sweet deal for them, but it also gives him free reign to ask whatever the heck he wanted. 30 seconds left til air, and he was getting a message from his cohort nearby. At that moment, he was knocking on the door to the green room

Haru: "Hey, hurry up. We're gonna be back on the air soon."
Kobe: "I know, I know... I'm at the green room right now."
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Irea flicked open her cellphone and dialled the number she'd been given to talk on the radio. Another of her parol officers idea though the last one hadn't been all that bad.

"Hello you're on the air."

"Yeah hi...I'm Irea Allina, relatively new student My question to you is sorta philosophical in nature but it could give rise to a really good debate." Irea had a great voice for the radio even through a cellphone.

"Do you think a person can be born evil?"
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Still looking at the clock, Haru put his headset back onto his head, when all of a sudden Kobe ran back into the studio, and into his booth. He looked a little out of breath, but otherwise he was fine.

Kobe: "Your guest's ok. Just mentioned that we're running a bit late."
Haru: "Eh, these things happen. Just get ready, we're coming out."

If this thing didn't run any less then clockwork, those two might actually be in some serious trouble. Normally, Murai would here acting as the tech director, but he's out doing something or another to get ready for his wedding. But this isn't the first time that they were flying on their own, as Haru was about to show.

Haru: "And we're back assholes. My special guest is still on tap, but for now I'm going to be answering questions from you, my adoring public. So to my first caller... *switches to line one* "Hello, you're on the air."

"Yeah hi...I'm Irea Allina, relatively new student. My question to you is sorta philosophical in nature but it could give rise to a really good debate. Do you think a person can be born evil?"

Haru: "Irea... Irea.... doesn't that name sound familiar buddy?"
Kobe: "Out of how many people you've spoken to over the years? How did this one get your curiosity?"
Haru: "I dunno, it just did. Anyway, yes. I do believe that people can be born evil. For example, there's Kim Jong-Il, Osama bin Laden, Michael Jackson..."
Kobe: "Wait wait wait.... Michael Jackson? How the hell do you figure that one?"
Haru: "Simple. He's the only person I've seen to be born originally as a black man, and over time became a white male version of Diana Ross, who also likes to touch little boys."
Kobe: "Well then, by that logic, Diana Ross is evil too."
Haru: "Exactly, for being the eventual role model for the pedophile known as Michael Jackson."
Kobe: "....Sorry Irea, I'm not going to continue this one. I was with him til he went to that level."
Haru: "Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, yes, people can be born evil. So, what else you got?"
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Irea laughed brightly at the Michael Jackson/Diana Ross theory. She liked this guy whoever he was.

Kobe: "....Sorry Irea, I'm not going to continue this one. I was with him til he went to that level."
Haru: "Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, yes, people can be born evil. So, what else you got?"

She grinned. "It's cool Kobe, seriously, that is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. Okay next question just for the funny factor and I'm half sex demon, Masturbation: How often and what's your favorite movie to do it to?" she asked. The teacher near her frowned but the kids she had been scolding grinned and listened for the answer.
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and I'm half sex demon....

Haru: "Hold up, hold up... Sex demon? Kobe, buddy..."
Kobe: "Oh I know where you're going with this one man, hell no."

Well, he sure shot that one down fast. And here, all Haru was doing was trying to hook his friend up yet again. Eh, he's sure Kobe will break down one of these days. But now Irea had a rather interesting question for him to answer now. Oh, does he have an answer to this one...

Haru: "Well, to be honest, I don't have to now that I'm taken. But when I wasn't, I'd have to say that the best movie would have to be Apocalypse Now."
Kobe: "Yeah, I had the misfortune of accidentally seeing that once. I rinsed my eyes out for twenty minutes, and needed therapy for weeks."
Haru: "Yeah whatever. As to the amount... I'll let you think on that one. Better question, how many times have you done so? I'm guessing not a lot while listening to me on the air, unless you're recording it every morning for later."
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