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| Topic Started: Nov 14 2009, 05:58 PM (185 Views) | |
| Rook Of Spades | Nov 14 2009, 05:58 PM Post #1 |
The Monotonous Eli
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Having lived completely off of restaurants outside of the school (and the occasional fruit from the trees he slept in), Eli had been surprised, nay, shocked, nay, something beyond shocked to discover that AHS had a cafeteria. The monotone-voiced lad might not have even discovered this not-really-well-guarded secret if he hadn't overheard two other students discussing what they would be eating there. Being the level-headed teenager that Eli was, he had spent the next several minutes furiously pounding his skull against a tree trunk in an attempt to "beat the stupid out of himself". But that was all in the past. The point was that he knew the cafeteria existed now, and that's all that mattered. No longer would he be forced to go miles out of his way just to get a decent meal. No longer would he need to trek long distances to experience the deliciousness of food that didn't contain bugs! No longer would... what the hell was that? Looking around, Eli saw that although many students were eating what could definitely be called "food" with a straight face, a few were eating (and almost hacking back up) what could best be described as "like that grime you find in gutters, but with more variety in color". One student appeared to have even passed out at a table, another victim of school food. Opting to avoid the semi-deadly muck so quickly doled out by the school in favor of one of the restaurants that served less lethal nutrients. A few minutes later and Eli was standing with a plate of spaghetti, eating with one hand while his other kept the plate suspended. All the tables appeared to have students sitting at them, and while there were numerous empty seats Eli didn't want creep anyone out with his oddly-bandaged arm. So he leaned against a wall towards one corner of the room, happy that there was such a local source of food. |
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| Drake | Nov 16 2009, 08:55 AM Post #2 |
The Demon of AHS
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In the two years that Mirela was here in AHS, she never visited the cafeteria. Probably because most of the boys would stare at her. It was partially her own fault because she was wearing some baggy pants that still made her look sexy and black T-shirt that has an anarchy sign on it, Goodthing that it wasn't a tight shirt. Mirela walkd inside and stopped for a moment to look around, Not seeing anyone familiar she just grabed something to drink and sat down behind a table, that was free somewhere in the middle. Just her luck sitting in the middle of the room. "I doesn't really matter where i sat, Because guys were gonna strae at my breasts anyway." She said quietly sighing and grabed a book that she was reading martial arts techniques. "I'll just stay put before a piece of clothing falls off like always." Mirela said to her self thinking about the countless times her towel fell off while a boy was in her apartment. |
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| Rook Of Spades | Nov 17 2009, 08:41 AM Post #3 |
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Eli failed to notice the 20-or-so year old walking into the room, far too busy enjoying his lunch. When Mirela sat down and began to have certain ....thoughts... about towels dropping and whatnot, Eli mysteriously began bleeding from the nose for no good reason. "Well damn" he said to himself in his standard monotone, wondering what brought on the sudden blood leak. When it finally stopped, the AHS student wiped the crusted blood away and decided that it might be beneficial to sit down somewhere, mostly since having two hand free might come in handy if he was to start bleeding from the nostrils again. "Darndest thing" he said quietly as walked, not noticing another student's discarded half of a lasagna on the floor. A few seconds later it was too late to notice it and Eli had already tripped and seen the ground rush up to meet him. Oh well, at least it wasn't as cliche as a banana peel he thought as he stood up, looking around to see where his food (which had escaped his grasp) had landed. As it turns out, it had landed at a nearby table right-side up with none of the food having fallen off the plate. "Guess my choice of table has been made for me" he said quietly to himself, looking around at the other occupants of the table. As it turns out, there was only one occupant, A woman who looked a little old to be a high school student. Eli began eating again, just ignoring the fact that in the psat few seconds he'd tripped on lasagna. |
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| Drake | Nov 17 2009, 01:20 PM Post #4 |
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Mirela couldn't help it but to giggle slightly as she saw the boy tripping over some lasagna. She asked "Are you alright?" in the most sweetest way that would even make the toughest man melt. Realizing that it would be polite to introduce herself. So made her way to the boy and asked again "Do you mind if i sit here? it's a bit lonely and rather unsettling to be sitting in the middle of the room especially when most of the boys are staring at you." She explained, her shirt revealed some cleavage when she sat down in the chair across the boy and waited for his response. |
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| Rook Of Spades | Nov 18 2009, 08:14 PM Post #5 |
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Looking forward, Eli noticed the woman who'd asked him the question, and swallowed the bite he was chewing before answering her. The woman had an interesting shade of hair, but himself having white hair Eli was in no position to be criticizing the hair color of others. She was a very attractive person, and it was only through sheer force of willpower that Eli managed to contain his range of sight to her facial region. "Go ahead, I don't mind in the slightest" Eli said, his polite words conflicting with his monotone voice in a very confusing way. The odd AHS student reached his hand across the table to offer her a handshake, but when Eli saw that it happened to be the freakishly bandaged hand he quickly withdrew it and offered the other one, blushing slightly from his faux pas. "Eli Slaughter, nice to meet you" he said as he waited for the woman to accept or decline the handshake, his single tone of voice again at odds with his polite mannerisms. |
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| Drake | Nov 19 2009, 05:26 AM Post #6 |
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Mirela reached out her soft hands and shook the boy hand "Nice to meet you, I'm Mirela Akechi, funny thing is that i've actually never been here in the cafeteria."She said smiling friendly "What's good around here? I saw that the lasagna can be quiet slipperly." Mirela said with a little joke about that little incident that just happend few minutes ago. As she was talking to Eli an old looking man appeared "Hey baby, Don't you want to be with a real man instead of wasting your time with a boy." He said and Mirela turned around and held her hand up which shifted into an dragon claw. "You mind saying that again?" She asked him more seriously. "Not need to get violent." the man said and left quickly. Mirela turned back to the boy "Some people really think that i'm just an other dumb beauty." With that being said her hand turned back into a soft gentle human hand. |
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| Rook Of Spades | Nov 19 2009, 07:36 PM Post #7 |
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Eli had been about to answer Mirela's question when the older gentlemen had walked up and attempted to use what was quite possibly the most cliche pickup line / insult ever created. Rubbing his eyes quickly, Eli thought the hell is up with all these clearly not high school students eating in a high school cafeteria? Again, Eli was in no position to be complaining about odd occurrences, seeing as one of his arms had a finger that could create a physical slash while the other arm was eventually going to kill him very, very painfully.... wait, what the hell was that? Mirela's arm also seemed to be a bit... abnormal as it had just turned into a reptile-like claw, which caused Eli's eyes to go wide with surprise, a very uncommon change in appearance from his typical bored-ish expression. He quickly went back to normal, remembering that nearly everyone at this school had some sort of abnormal ability. In any event, the claw seemed to do the trick as the man left almost immediately, managing to let loose one more cliche before walking away. "Well some people are idiots" Eli said in his typical monotone, before answering her earlier question. "I wouldn't really know what's good around here, this actually being my first time at the cafeteria as well. But in the few minutes I've been here I've found that a good rule of thumb is to avoid any food that anyone has passed out eating." As he said this, Eli pointed to a student at another table who had his head on the table, a blobby mass of... something... still wobbling like jello on his plate. "The spaghetti's pretty good, I suppose." |
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| Drake | Nov 23 2009, 01:40 PM Post #8 |
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"I don't know where they get the nerve to think that they know what's good for me or for that sake, Decide who is a so called real man. I used to killed guys like that for money." Mirela explained then laughed about his food comment. "That's pretty obvious that the food isn't good if you pass out, On the other hand, Maybe the reason why he passed out was because he didn't sleep too well." She suggested about the jello and walked over to the counter that revealed her gorgeous curves while she was walking even in her baggy pants. Moments later Mirela returned back with the spaghetti "If you don't mind me asking, Why are you here on AHS? the reason why i'm asking is because it's always fun to know all the different powers people have here. I even thought about writing it all down. Although i haven't done it yet because i like laying in my jacuzzi more then writing." She asked and explained her question while giggling at her last comment. Eli's bandaged arm interested Mirela, It could just be an injury but it also may be something else and that why she was so interested in his arm or power. |
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| Rook Of Spades | Dec 3 2009, 12:44 AM Post #9 |
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((OOC: I know, I know, long time without posting. In my defense, I'm a very lazy person. Also Thanksgiving was a busy time for me. More excuses to follow as I think of them.)) Eli sighed quietly when Mirela inquired about his powers, and after waiting for several seconds after she'd finished talking he put his right hand on the table and breathed deeply. His pointer finger then began to glow silver, and Eli had to be careful to keep it elevated so as not to cut the table. "Well" he began, "this is power number one, I suppose. This aura around my finger is razor sharp, which I suppose would by itself constitute as a power. But being sharp isn't all it can do..." Quickly, Eli swiped his glowing finger through the air in front of him, leaving behind a glowing trail in the shape of his slash. "This is the other part of my ability. When I move this finger, the slash it creates in the air stays in place. It may only last for a few seconds, but just like my finger, it's razor sharp." Picking a spaghetti noodle up off his plate, Eli held it by one end and allowed it to hover over the slash that still stayed perfectly in place. Dropping the noodle, it hit the slash dead on, slicing the pasta in half lengthwise. "Tuh-dah" he said, monotone voice sounding odd with the normally upbeat sound uttered by magicians. Eli would normally have been content to call that his only power and pretend that his arm was broken or burned or some other such crap. Mirela, however, struck Eli as the type of person who would not be so easily fooled by what would clearly have been lies. Any doctor worth his degree would have given anyone such a haphazard bandage, much less include rags, duct tape, or staples in it. It was for that reason that Eli decided he probably had to tell her about the arm. All about it. "As for my arm" he began again, this time putting his left arm on the table in order to give Mirela a full view of it. "I wouldn't personally refer to it as a power, unless death can be considered a supernatural ability. You see, this bandage is the only reason I'm not screaming out in pain every second of my life. MY arm is covered in gray scales, which by itself would be enough of a curse. Unfortunately, that's not the extent of it. Whenever my arm comes into contact with oxygen, basically whenever it's not in this bandage, the entire thing is wracked with horrifying, earth-shattering pain. Also, I'm really strong. To make matters worse, I can't stand the pain long, and pass out after about half a minute or so." Eli paused again for what seemed like minutes but couldn't have been more than a few seconds. "But it wasn't always that way...." he said finally, a look of nostalgia set upon his face. It was then that he realized how depressing he must have sounded, and immediately hid his arm beneath the table and said. "but what about you, why are you here at AHS?" Edited by Rook Of Spades, Dec 3 2009, 08:13 AM.
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| Drake | Dec 3 2009, 06:08 AM Post #10 |
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Mirela looked amused at the little show he gave with the noodle “A sort of after image, pretty neat.” After saying that she looked at her tank top looking if everything was alright, knowing her luck he could have cut it some weird way exposing her bra. “Must be my lucky day, Usually strange things happen for example that you cut my tank top which would expose my bra. That’s really my luck but not this time.” Mirela said trying to explain her misfortune “To get back on your power, So you get abnormal strength in trade for allot of pain?” Mirela asked wondering then started explaining her story. “I was actually here because, I heard that my beloved was here and he was here but almost married. After that find that out, I enrolled in AHS and started practicing my shape shifting ability. Like the dragon claw you saw, It was just a fraction of my power. The wolf form is my favourite animal form to take.” Mirela explained and finished her noodles. “I’ve been here for 2 or 3 years now, and I have had allot of embarrassing moments for example, A friend came at the door just when i was in the shower so had to wrap a towel around myself which was a bit to short. When I opened the door, The towel suddenly fell down exposing the parts that was I hiding. Funny thing about all that was that he got an instant blood nose.” Her told giggled and hoped that she didn’t scare him off with her misfortune. |
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| Rook Of Spades | Dec 15 2009, 06:40 PM Post #11 |
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Eli could feel blood start to build up in his nose again, but the earlier blood formed a sort of wall that held it in. "Yes... I can see how that would be quite humorous" Eli said, hoping that he didn't pass out from all the blood loss. "I know what it's like to be in an embarrassing situations too. There was some clerical error or something, maybe someone just hates me, but in any event I've been here at least a month and haven't gotten a dorm room yet. Instead I've been sleeping in trees, which due to the fact that I'm not a squirrel has led to some very odd... and unfortunate... consequences. Whenever anyone passes by and makes a loud noise, or a quiet noise... or breathes, I almost invariably end up falling on the ground and injuring myself." Eli turned slightly red when he mentioned his constant tree-related injuries, which was slightly reassuring in that he now knew that sufficient blood remained not in his nose to sustain consciousness. Hooray for him. "And as for the power, yes, I do get strength in return for pain. Unfortunately, the curse on my arm is slowly spreading. When I first got this curse, I had it in only one fingertip. But now it covers my whole arm, and I don't know how much it has to cover before this goddamn thing kills me." Eli slapped himself in the forehead, realizing that he'd turned the mood dark again. "So, when did you first find out you had power that most humans didn't?" |
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| Drake | Dec 16 2009, 07:39 AM Post #12 |
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Mirela looked at Eli and smiled warmly then said “There’s always an solution to any problem and AHS has a very big library so we can always search for an solution to your curse in the library, I’ve also heard that there’s an particular illusion spell that let’s your body ignore the pain as if it’s not there at all.” She explained and then reached into her pocket to get some keys out. Mirela pulled one particular key from her keychain “Here, I still have one spare room in my apartment, you can stay there until you get your dorm room, This will also give you the chance to catch me at a unfortunate moment.” She said with a joke laughing. “At least, ten years ago or so, When I woke up with dragon scales all over my body, that was actually the time that I found out about my shape shifting powers and my father telling that my mother wasn’t entirely human either, she was partially a shape shifter and that’s how I got my powers next to that I learned some other tricks in the field.” Mirela explained |
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| Rook Of Spades | Dec 16 2009, 09:13 AM Post #13 |
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Eli wasn't expecting a suggested solution for all of his problems, but that wasn't to say he wasn't grateful for all the help. To the contrary, he almost smiled. However, although Eli did intend to research his curse, he had no intentions of lifting it for awhile. After all, it was also what was keeping Eli alive since the car crash and subsequent coma. How very confusing. "Thank you for the suggestions" Eli said, feigning some hope that he might escape his death sentence. "I was completely unaware of any pain-numbing illusions, that might come in handy." Eli reached forward and grabbed the key, still happy about the kindness Mirela had shown him so soon after they'd met. "And thanks for letting me stay in your apartment until the clerical error is corrected. It's not many people who would so willingly trust someone they'd just met with a key. Hell, I don't even think I would trust someone with one. Of course, I suppose I can be a little untrusting anyway, but now I'm just rambling." Finishing his spaghetti, Eli threw the Styrofoam plate it had rested on into the trash. "Ahh, first meal I've had at the school that didn't grow on a tree." |
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| Drake | Dec 17 2009, 04:49 AM Post #14 |
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Mirela smiled “I used to be a professional assassin so if you try anything, I’ll kill you in your sleep” She said with a joke at the end and then smiled again innocently “I’m also usually a good judge of people. You seem like nice guy, that looks like he could use some help here and there not to mention that it’s always fun having a guest at my house.” Mirela explained Accidentally she dropped her keychain, while reaching down her shirt revealed some cleavage, considering the size of her breasts it was a pretty big cleavage “You can stay as long as you need, I don’t mind” Mirela commented as she graciously walked over to the counter to get something to drink. From a distance you could only see a couple guys flocking around Mirela but they quickly left when they saw her sharp dragon claws. After a minutes she walked back to her seat with Eli and smiled warmly at him. “I met a demon mage, By the name of Drake Blade and he might be able to help you with the spells. If I’m correct he must still be somewhere in Japan or on Campus not sure really.” Mirela said suggesting “That reminds me, I need to get some groceries later on, So if you need anything, just let me know so that I can get on my way there.” |
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| Rook Of Spades | Dec 17 2009, 08:21 PM Post #15 |
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"Hmmm..." Rook thought about anything he might need. IT had been awhile since he'd had space for anything he required (besides that one time he tried hiding his half-eaten burger in a tree he'd slept in for later... that was the day he found out how formidable an opponent squirrel hordes could be), so his mind drew a blank on necessities. Then an idea hit him like a ton of bricks, but without all the pain, broken bones, and probable death. "Could you get me some toothpaste?" asked Eli. "It's been hard to brush my teeth since most trees don't come conveniently equipped with sinks. Or mirrors. Or a lack of competition with the rodents and bugs. Trees make terrible housing, basically." Although he still could not muster up a smile (it's not that he didn't want to, it's just that he couldn't seem to actually push his mouth into the right shape) he could still feign one by putting both hands under his cheeks and pushing upward, forcing the corners of his mouth upwards so as to form a slight smile. "Really though, thanks for allowing me to temporarily stay at your place." |
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